People always say penguins are their favorite flightless bird. The majestic emu is much better because we never get eaten by fish. And we can run faster.

pelicans often go blind flying into the water to catch fish. I can’t fly so that’s not a concern of mine. I’m also not a dumb bitch.

#fuckpelicans

Unfortunately, as an emu, it’s impossible for me to take flights of fancy.
#birds
#flying

I think what the world needs now is a sixth Rambo movie. Adapt the 80’s cartoon into a film.
#rambo
#film
#filmsky
#imjustabirdwhatdoiknow

I don’t know how this works because I’m a flightless bird. Does anyone here love The Goonies as much as I do?
#film
#goonies