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DJ Griff
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SoCal lawyer (but not your lawyer). Not a Canadian DJ
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December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bari’s going to be googling “Streisand effect” today 😎
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Cam Ward deserves better
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In fairness, those raisins have always seemed suspicious. He might be onto something.

Still, due process requires a trial before a jury of their peers.
a group of cartoon vegetables are standing next to each other
Alt: a group of cartoon vegetables are standing next to each other, waiting to judge the heinous crimes of the California Raisins
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December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was gifted a bottle of fancy Irish whiskey when my son was born. I have been planning to share some with him at his college graduation or something (he’s currently six) but I think I might sneak a taste for this
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
🫡 to an McC legend
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Credit to AI - 2016 did feel about 3 years long
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
10 years ago, I stumbled upon his 90th birthday celebration at Disneyland. There was no fanfare or announcement. He was just up on a balcony talking about how thankful he was for his life and then he led the crowd in singing “Chim Chiminy” (with brass band accompaniment).

He’s an absolute treasure.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My 6 year old likes watching some science YouTube programming and I have to watch that like a hawk. Once it jumped from a show about the world’s deadliest snakes to chupacabras, and I feel like we were maybe two videos away from conspiracies about lizard people controlling the planet
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Somehow, the Belt wars continued
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
On the one hand, I would like to see what Shaw could do with a program with better recruiting prospects than Stanford.

On the other hand, lol.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Definite fullback vibes
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The perfect movie does not exi…
a robot is standing in the rain with a red light on its head
Alt: A giant robot emerges from the ocean in Guillermo Del Toro’s “Pacific Rim”
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December 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Surely this time it’s real. It’s our year!
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
Alt: Lucy pulls the football up and away as Charlie Brown runs in for the kick and lands flat on his backside, yet again
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December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As an amateur Constitutional lawyer, is there any argument he has authority to do this without an act of Congress?
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
See for me as a Stanford/Niners guy, the torment was having him and Doug Baldwin destroy my favorite pro team. Felt much more natural being able to cheer for him again after he joined the Niners.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Eh… he was a key part of a defense here that went to a Super Bowl. So while I can understand Seattle folks not liking it, this one feels pretty normal
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Listen, 364 days a year he has to commute just like everyone else
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Arrival - great movie once, gutting and impossible to rewatch again (made it 5 minutes into a rewatch once and gave up)
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ricky freakin’ Proehl
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM