The Guy Fawkes stuff is killing me

"'Couldn’t set up my 3 monitors, there was no room,' Ziz wrote. 'Couldn’t have a programming flow state for 9 hours.'"

I'm using this exact excuse for all work lapses from now on

"Ziz, a strict vegan, tried to make some cash taking crabbers out to drop their pots off Half Moon Bay"

"...with plans to live rent-free on the water as part of what they called the Rationalist Fleet. In a video montage of the trip, set to the Lonely Island’s I’m on a Boat, Ziz appears to be in the final shot in a Jedi-like black hooded robe."

Wooof that is some millennial cringe

"Ziz’s attempts to make it in tech in Silicon Valley were a failure."

Well there ya go