Is Donald J. Trump Dead Yet?
@djfry.bsky.social
I’ll be watching for news of his demise so you don’t have to.
Are y’all having fun yet? I sure am.
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Are y’all having fun yet? I sure am.
Not yet, but he hasn’t had a chance to ride in Qatar’s Trojan Horse super jet yet…
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Not yet, but he hasn’t had a chance to ride in Qatar’s Trojan Horse super jet yet…
Reposted by Is Donald J. Trump Dead Yet?
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
Update: He is still alive. I know that’s not what you wanted to hear on a gloomy Monday.
February 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Update: He is still alive. I know that’s not what you wanted to hear on a gloomy Monday.
Still alive 😒
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Still alive 😒
Biden pooped my pants
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Biden pooped my pants
Nope he’s still alive, everyone get back to work
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Nope he’s still alive, everyone get back to work
He’s still alive, but the McDonald’s cholesterol is coursing through his veins…waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He’s still alive, but the McDonald’s cholesterol is coursing through his veins…waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
No. He is still very much alive.
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
No. He is still very much alive.
Not yet, but here’s a picture of my best friend
January 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not yet, but here’s a picture of my best friend
No, but here’s a useful tool for tracking where this fool is and what sorts of nefarious shenanigans he’s been up to:
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January 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No, but here’s a useful tool for tracking where this fool is and what sorts of nefarious shenanigans he’s been up to:
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No, not yet.
January 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No, not yet.
2024 Spotify Wrapped Diagnosis
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
2024 Spotify Wrapped Diagnosis
Hello everyone, I’ve just returned from the future. It’s uh, not great.
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Hello everyone, I’ve just returned from the future. It’s uh, not great.
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HUMANS! IT’S ME, RICK SCOTT, THE TOTALLY NORMAL EARTHLING SENATOR FROM THE FLORIDA TERRITORY OF THE UNITED AMERICAN STATES. LOOK AT MY SHINY HUMAN TEETH AND CHARMING SMILE!
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HUMANS! IT’S ME, RICK SCOTT, THE TOTALLY NORMAL EARTHLING SENATOR FROM THE FLORIDA TERRITORY OF THE UNITED AMERICAN STATES. LOOK AT MY SHINY HUMAN TEETH AND CHARMING SMILE!
Straight up the middle ⬆️
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Straight up the middle ⬆️
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November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Just got here. So far I’ve seen lots of cats and zero Russian trolls, which is refreshing. Looking for good accounts to follow if y’all have any good recommendations!