DJ Flop Sweat
@djflopsweat.bsky.social
I was a lifelong shitposter on Twitter. Then Twitter turned to shit.
Maybe if the Patriots had not adhered to the rules and norms of football, they would have won as bigly as Donald Trump in 2024.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Maybe if the Patriots had not adhered to the rules and norms of football, they would have won as bigly as Donald Trump in 2024.
Maye Day
How Patriot Drake took the labor off Sam Darnold
By Maureen Dowd
How Patriot Drake took the labor off Sam Darnold
By Maureen Dowd
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Maye Day
How Patriot Drake took the labor off Sam Darnold
By Maureen Dowd
How Patriot Drake took the labor off Sam Darnold
By Maureen Dowd
Because ICE has only killed two innocent people so far in Minneapolis, Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Because ICE has only killed two innocent people so far in Minneapolis, Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
After the killing of an unarmed protestor in Minnesota, today was the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
After the killing of an unarmed protestor in Minnesota, today was the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
Why I’m giving ICE the benefit of the doubt
By Benjamin Wittes
By Benjamin Wittes
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Why I’m giving ICE the benefit of the doubt
By Benjamin Wittes
By Benjamin Wittes
Is overthrowing governments in Latin America cheugy?
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Is overthrowing governments in Latin America cheugy?
Why was Nicolas Maduro captured by Donald Trump? Because he was too woke.
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Why was Nicolas Maduro captured by Donald Trump? Because he was too woke.
Now that Nicolas Maduro has been captured, the revolution can truly begin.
By Susan Sarandon
By Susan Sarandon
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Now that Nicolas Maduro has been captured, the revolution can truly begin.
By Susan Sarandon
By Susan Sarandon
Nicolas Maduro has learned his lesson.
By Susan Collins
By Susan Collins
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Nicolas Maduro has learned his lesson.
By Susan Collins
By Susan Collins
They know Slough House will come through if things go sideways
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They know Slough House will come through if things go sideways
If Democrats were serious about criminal justice reform, they would nominate a convicted felon to be their party’s presidential nominee.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If Democrats were serious about criminal justice reform, they would nominate a convicted felon to be their party’s presidential nominee.
If Zohran Mamdani wanted to show he was truly a man of the people, he would promise New Yorkers free unlimited Bloomin’ Onions.
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If Zohran Mamdani wanted to show he was truly a man of the people, he would promise New Yorkers free unlimited Bloomin’ Onions.
What King Charles III could learn from King Donald I
By Pamela Paul
By Pamela Paul
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What King Charles III could learn from King Donald I
By Pamela Paul
By Pamela Paul
The Progressive Case for Kings
By Liz Bruenig
By Liz Bruenig
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Progressive Case for Kings
By Liz Bruenig
By Liz Bruenig
Whether it’s Zohran Mamdani advocating for free universal pre-K or Chuck Schumer advocating for Obamacare subsidies, both sides of the Democrat Party are making fiscally irresponsible policy choices.
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Whether it’s Zohran Mamdani advocating for free universal pre-K or Chuck Schumer advocating for Obamacare subsidies, both sides of the Democrat Party are making fiscally irresponsible policy choices.
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Democrats nominated someone younger than my grandfather for an important elected position.
October 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Democrats nominated someone younger than my grandfather for an important elected position.
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Democrats nominated someone younger than my grandfather for an important elected position.
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Democrats nominated someone younger than my grandfather for an important elected position.
Now that Andrew Cuomo’s political career is dead, the revolution can truly begin.
By Susan Sarandon
By Susan Sarandon
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Now that Andrew Cuomo’s political career is dead, the revolution can truly begin.
By Susan Sarandon
By Susan Sarandon
Andrew Cuomo has learned his lesson.
By Susan Collins
By Susan Collins
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Andrew Cuomo has learned his lesson.
By Susan Collins
By Susan Collins
Whether it’s Pete Hegseth loving alcohol or Jack D. Ripper loving fluoride-free water, both generations of warmongers have too strong an affection for liquids that are not approved by woke doctors.
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Whether it’s Pete Hegseth loving alcohol or Jack D. Ripper loving fluoride-free water, both generations of warmongers have too strong an affection for liquids that are not approved by woke doctors.
What Zohran Mamdani could learn from George Santos
By Pamela Paul
By Pamela Paul
June 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What Zohran Mamdani could learn from George Santos
By Pamela Paul
By Pamela Paul
The Progressive Case for Alcoholic Religious Fanatics
By Liz Bruenig
By Liz Bruenig
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Progressive Case for Alcoholic Religious Fanatics
By Liz Bruenig
By Liz Bruenig
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Trump bombed Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Trump bombed Iran.
Why did Trump bomb Iran? Because it was too woke.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why did Trump bomb Iran? Because it was too woke.
Mean Girls
AOC said the girls are fighting. Are we sure she’s not jealous that she’s not part of the Plastics?
By Maureen Dowd
AOC said the girls are fighting. Are we sure she’s not jealous that she’s not part of the Plastics?
By Maureen Dowd
June 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Mean Girls
AOC said the girls are fighting. Are we sure she’s not jealous that she’s not part of the Plastics?
By Maureen Dowd
AOC said the girls are fighting. Are we sure she’s not jealous that she’s not part of the Plastics?
By Maureen Dowd