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DjeeBee
@djeebee.bsky.social
Northern spreadsheet monkey, dad, lover of cricket, loather of right-wing gobshites and sociopathic tech bros.
Happy days. Another fat, sweaty, racist cunt bites the dust.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So, Dems folded. Again. Spineless, pointless cunts.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
You need bigger bread
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
£11k buys a shit ton of carling for the flag shaggers down at the local spoons.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He was the only serviceman who went down there with Goose Teen on his mind.
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Same as Paul, I've used it today and over the weekend and it's been fine.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That looks fucking horrific. No surprise that the orange skidmark has the interior decor taste of a 4 year old.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Fucking coward
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I suppose it gives the orange skidmark a chance to claim he ended another war. He'll count this one as Israel Vs Gaza II.
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wish I lived in the same black and white world you do, life would be much simpler. Sadly it isn't, and never will be. Keep aiming for a hard socialist, anti-war utopia and you'll remain irrelevant in the real world. It might make you a bit of cash though, so crack on with the grift.
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If Jimmy Carr is involved, it's probably dogshit. He worked really hard to make Last One Laughing dogshit too although Bob Mortimer and the other comics managed to rescue that.
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
No poppy and a brown face. Double jeopardy for the poppy paedos.
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
a young boy sitting at a desk in a classroom
Alt: a young boy sitting at a desk in a classroom
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dyche out?
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM