dresden
@djdresden.clownpenis.monster
ROC. Sometimes DJ. Traveler. Maker. Runner. 46. Sober. Vintage Corvettes and Japanese Bikes.
ah yes, ice, a bunch of dudes who's visitation rights are a weekly one hour and supervised by a social worker.
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ah yes, ice, a bunch of dudes who's visitation rights are a weekly one hour and supervised by a social worker.
i also think a lot about the time i was riding my motorcycle through newark, ny and seeing a huge billboard reminding everyone about the age of consent in NY.
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i also think a lot about the time i was riding my motorcycle through newark, ny and seeing a huge billboard reminding everyone about the age of consent in NY.
i still think a lot about the house i drove past that had a gadsden flag right next to a blue lives matter flag.
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i still think a lot about the house i drove past that had a gadsden flag right next to a blue lives matter flag.
i don't care if anyone is here legally or not. there's no reason to. i feel bad there's not any place better you could have gone.
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i don't care if anyone is here legally or not. there's no reason to. i feel bad there's not any place better you could have gone.
If you have an option to switch to Frontier fiber, you’re better off with Spectrum. That’s how much Frontier fucking sucks. They have botched every single install I’ve seen. Total incompetence, and the speeds are terrible too.
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If you have an option to switch to Frontier fiber, you’re better off with Spectrum. That’s how much Frontier fucking sucks. They have botched every single install I’ve seen. Total incompetence, and the speeds are terrible too.
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Congratulations on extorting the Nobel Peace Prize; will you finally die now?
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Congratulations on extorting the Nobel Peace Prize; will you finally die now?
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The rare flawless obit
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
The rare flawless obit
we need guys with tubas to follow ice around
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
we need guys with tubas to follow ice around
Grace Jones’ cover of Warm Leatherette is awesome. Also fuck ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Grace Jones’ cover of Warm Leatherette is awesome. Also fuck ICE.
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See, everyone who's ever lived in Japan or even just visited here for a week knows that Mamdani's cause is moral and righteous
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM
See, everyone who's ever lived in Japan or even just visited here for a week knows that Mamdani's cause is moral and righteous
katie miller wipes back to front and that's just the way stephen likes it
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
katie miller wipes back to front and that's just the way stephen likes it
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
Seems like our states aren't free. Hmm, what can we do?
Seems like our states aren't free. Hmm, what can we do?
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
Seems like our states aren't free. Hmm, what can we do?
Seems like our states aren't free. Hmm, what can we do?
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
kinda just want to see what happens if i don't pay my taxes this year
or just don't report a bunch of shit
or just don't report a bunch of shit
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
kinda just want to see what happens if i don't pay my taxes this year
or just don't report a bunch of shit
or just don't report a bunch of shit
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
It’s fun watching the cancel culture whiners. People can decide if they don’t like you because you’re reprehensible asshole. No one owes you anything. So many people are self centered idiots with no concept of self or even social awareness.
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s fun watching the cancel culture whiners. People can decide if they don’t like you because you’re reprehensible asshole. No one owes you anything. So many people are self centered idiots with no concept of self or even social awareness.
i fucking hate "fun socks". look, if that's your jam, cool. everyone else can do what they want, but for my own person, i loathe "fun socks".
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
i fucking hate "fun socks". look, if that's your jam, cool. everyone else can do what they want, but for my own person, i loathe "fun socks".
bootlickers are the fucking worst.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
bootlickers are the fucking worst.
Man, WBER has been killing it lately. I heard Pigface today. I can’t remember the last time I heard Pigface on the radio.
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Man, WBER has been killing it lately. I heard Pigface today. I can’t remember the last time I heard Pigface on the radio.
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I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.
You'll learn to like what you must do
If you resist you are suppressed
You are told who to fight and when
By Bush the Nazi Fascist Friend
Alienating technology
Wipes out our sense of community
Millions will die just like before
We disconnect and start the war
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf10...
If you resist you are suppressed
You are told who to fight and when
By Bush the Nazi Fascist Friend
Alienating technology
Wipes out our sense of community
Millions will die just like before
We disconnect and start the war
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf10...
Friendly Fascism
YouTube video by Consolidated - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
You'll learn to like what you must do
If you resist you are suppressed
You are told who to fight and when
By Bush the Nazi Fascist Friend
Alienating technology
Wipes out our sense of community
Millions will die just like before
We disconnect and start the war
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf10...
If you resist you are suppressed
You are told who to fight and when
By Bush the Nazi Fascist Friend
Alienating technology
Wipes out our sense of community
Millions will die just like before
We disconnect and start the war
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf10...