beema is afraid
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Laugh and grow fat
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Right, part of my point, I think
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Right, part of my point, I think
I like that to use a calming collar you must first induce panic
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I like that to use a calming collar you must first induce panic
Does my sanity count
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Does my sanity count
They build the bottle around the horse! The horse must be dead first, of course
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They build the bottle around the horse! The horse must be dead first, of course
It is, but I'm not really sure who this teaser is for. If you haven't seen the show at all it looks like an ad for a reality TV show or something and kinda spoils a pretty pivotal sequence in the pilot.
It's like a teaser for people already watching
It's like a teaser for people already watching
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It is, but I'm not really sure who this teaser is for. If you haven't seen the show at all it looks like an ad for a reality TV show or something and kinda spoils a pretty pivotal sequence in the pilot.
It's like a teaser for people already watching
It's like a teaser for people already watching
My god, the cringe is astronomical
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My god, the cringe is astronomical
That green room is gonna smell even better than green rooms already do 😭
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That green room is gonna smell even better than green rooms already do 😭
That's it, I'm booking Tim Caine to DJ my next party and we'll sus this whole thing out for sure!
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That's it, I'm booking Tim Caine to DJ my next party and we'll sus this whole thing out for sure!
One time I booked a DJ that has specific alcohol and stuff on their rider and then I talked to him later and he was like "shit, that got left in from my tour with [other bigger dj], that's embarrassing" 😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One time I booked a DJ that has specific alcohol and stuff on their rider and then I talked to him later and he was like "shit, that got left in from my tour with [other bigger dj], that's embarrassing" 😂
Peach pucker... 🍑👀
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Peach pucker... 🍑👀
The missing letter is definitely a U right
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The missing letter is definitely a U right
Yeah mm is definitely middle shelf. Not exactly elitist
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yeah mm is definitely middle shelf. Not exactly elitist
Sometimes it is a legit epilogue, which I love. Sometimes it's just "now you won't fail a mission for wandering off a 5ft wide path" 😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sometimes it is a legit epilogue, which I love. Sometimes it's just "now you won't fail a mission for wandering off a 5ft wide path" 😂
Who knew rich old white men didn't have our best interest at heart
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who knew rich old white men didn't have our best interest at heart
I'll admit, that's a pretty ugly building
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'll admit, that's a pretty ugly building
Male models extra dont read
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Male models extra dont read
All those guys look like models. I call BS. Models don't read
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
All those guys look like models. I call BS. Models don't read
Sourade was right there! Can't believe they missed that
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sourade was right there! Can't believe they missed that
Yeah same here. I'm not seriously expecting to see a solution come along in a tweet. I think I'm probably just getting tired of seeing everyone say the same thing they said the last time this crap happened
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yeah same here. I'm not seriously expecting to see a solution come along in a tweet. I think I'm probably just getting tired of seeing everyone say the same thing they said the last time this crap happened
Jesse what the hell are you talking about
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Jesse what the hell are you talking about
I can't take anyone named Dick Durbin seriously. I have no idea how he's made it this long. Might as well say "Vote for Chuckle Fuck"
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't take anyone named Dick Durbin seriously. I have no idea how he's made it this long. Might as well say "Vote for Chuckle Fuck"
Maybe we are all trying to be too smart. Maybe the solution is something really dumb (I still don't know what that would be 😂). Yes I realize that sounds like a stoned college kid statement. I think my brain has lost interest in me
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Maybe we are all trying to be too smart. Maybe the solution is something really dumb (I still don't know what that would be 😂). Yes I realize that sounds like a stoned college kid statement. I think my brain has lost interest in me