Dennis
@djbaum.bsky.social
Certified Arborist, cat-person, chicken-person, and all around nerd. Currently geeking out in Wilmington, North Carolina.
Chicken update! They are all good girls. Doesn't look like any of them are roosters? *crossing fingers*
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Chicken update! They are all good girls. Doesn't look like any of them are roosters? *crossing fingers*
Baby chicks just arrived! Even at this young age, these ladies are exhibiting one of the most astounding chicken skills: how to pose like you're ready for an album cover photoshoot! Go ahead, name the band, the album, or a song they should be known for!
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Baby chicks just arrived! Even at this young age, these ladies are exhibiting one of the most astounding chicken skills: how to pose like you're ready for an album cover photoshoot! Go ahead, name the band, the album, or a song they should be known for!
"They say" there has been a sharp decline in the use of semicolons. I had emergency surgery when they accidentally poked a hole in me during my first colonoscopy; now I only have a semicolon! Maybe I should spell my name Denn;s?
May 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"They say" there has been a sharp decline in the use of semicolons. I had emergency surgery when they accidentally poked a hole in me during my first colonoscopy; now I only have a semicolon! Maybe I should spell my name Denn;s?
The average American has three friends:
May 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The average American has three friends:
Uhtred will pretend not to notice while you admire his fabulous paw placement. Go ahead... admire away.
April 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Uhtred will pretend not to notice while you admire his fabulous paw placement. Go ahead... admire away.
Gojira wants to participate in the paw-placement course!! But... oh, Goji, I'm afraid you've got some studying to do, sir.
December 20, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Gojira wants to participate in the paw-placement course!! But... oh, Goji, I'm afraid you've got some studying to do, sir.
Today's cat pose lesson is what we call, "Fangs for Noticing!"
December 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Today's cat pose lesson is what we call, "Fangs for Noticing!"
Today's paw placement lesson: tail-wrapping his toes. The original Ugg Boots!
December 9, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Today's paw placement lesson: tail-wrapping his toes. The original Ugg Boots!
Today's paw placement lesson is all about a single paw extension. Keep everything else tucked in, get your look of disdain dialed in... and reach!
December 6, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Today's paw placement lesson is all about a single paw extension. Keep everything else tucked in, get your look of disdain dialed in... and reach!
Paw placement, technical edition:
Tonight, Uhtred will let you marvel at the fuzzy bottom of his paw.
He said MARVEL!
Are you marvelous now?
Yes, you are.
Good job, human.
Tonight, Uhtred will let you marvel at the fuzzy bottom of his paw.
He said MARVEL!
Are you marvelous now?
Yes, you are.
Good job, human.
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Paw placement, technical edition:
Tonight, Uhtred will let you marvel at the fuzzy bottom of his paw.
He said MARVEL!
Are you marvelous now?
Yes, you are.
Good job, human.
Tonight, Uhtred will let you marvel at the fuzzy bottom of his paw.
He said MARVEL!
Are you marvelous now?
Yes, you are.
Good job, human.
Even while asleep, perfect paw placement is called for. Here, you can see a Triple Surrender! Somewhere, he keeps a fourth paw armed and ready for action, but there's just no telling where it is! Uhtred had a long day. Yes, you can pet his tummy now. THAT'S ENOUGH, BYE!
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Even while asleep, perfect paw placement is called for. Here, you can see a Triple Surrender! Somewhere, he keeps a fourth paw armed and ready for action, but there's just no telling where it is! Uhtred had a long day. Yes, you can pet his tummy now. THAT'S ENOUGH, BYE!
Mom's cat, Mr. Woods, says, "I would like to sign up for Uhtred's class on paw placement? Where can I put THIS?!"
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Mom's cat, Mr. Woods, says, "I would like to sign up for Uhtred's class on paw placement? Where can I put THIS?!"
Gojira-san, in the Haseiba position, aka: Seder Recline. Unlike Uhtred, Goji is a traditionalist, and leans to the left. Maybe he's right handed?
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Gojira-san, in the Haseiba position, aka: Seder Recline. Unlike Uhtred, Goji is a traditionalist, and leans to the left. Maybe he's right handed?
If it's Thanksgiving, then I think the tucked-paw position is "TURKEY for Dinner" instead of "Chicken for Dinner"! Here's Uhtred, my little turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
If it's Thanksgiving, then I think the tucked-paw position is "TURKEY for Dinner" instead of "Chicken for Dinner"! Here's Uhtred, my little turkey.
My mom loves a side of beer with our order of wood-fired pizza!
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 AM
My mom loves a side of beer with our order of wood-fired pizza!
In ballet, I believe this is considered Fourth Position.
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
In ballet, I believe this is considered Fourth Position.
Uhtred has mastered paw placement. He's a true artist. Get ready for paw lessons, starting with a classic front tuck! aka: "Chicken for Dinner".
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Uhtred has mastered paw placement. He's a true artist. Get ready for paw lessons, starting with a classic front tuck! aka: "Chicken for Dinner".
The cover of their first album.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
The cover of their first album.
Here is a slightly color-shifted image of Goji Gojira Gojiberry Superfruit!
November 14, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Here is a slightly color-shifted image of Goji Gojira Gojiberry Superfruit!
Behold! This is my buddy Uhtred Ragnarson, photobombing me in a cartoon universe!
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Behold! This is my buddy Uhtred Ragnarson, photobombing me in a cartoon universe!