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A lot of people don't act like people. A lot of dogs kind of do. I say thank you to all of them so I think you're fine.
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A lot of people don't act like people. A lot of dogs kind of do. I say thank you to all of them so I think you're fine.
His arms must look really short.
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
His arms must look really short.
Hans Gruber: great villain or the greatest villain?
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hans Gruber: great villain or the greatest villain?
There are bugs to be worked out for sure. Waymo, though (and even the far inferior Tesla self-driving tech) is already significantly better at driving than humans.
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There are bugs to be worked out for sure. Waymo, though (and even the far inferior Tesla self-driving tech) is already significantly better at driving than humans.
It feels like SantaCon draws 1 million Santa-hatted idiots to NYC each year but maybe their obnoxiousness amplifies their presence
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It feels like SantaCon draws 1 million Santa-hatted idiots to NYC each year but maybe their obnoxiousness amplifies their presence
Hacks gonna hack
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hacks gonna hack
Anthony Joshua's KO punch was perfect: shattering Jake's jaw along with the fiction that the Paul brothers are professional boxers, but without adding to the caseload of those therapists who teach people how to feed themselves after a severe trauma. Well done, sir.
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Anthony Joshua's KO punch was perfect: shattering Jake's jaw along with the fiction that the Paul brothers are professional boxers, but without adding to the caseload of those therapists who teach people how to feed themselves after a severe trauma. Well done, sir.
Shooter McGavin
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Shooter McGavin
Clark Griswold's boss
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Clark Griswold's boss
The best thing I can think to say about him is, "maybe he's secretly 12 years old"
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The best thing I can think to say about him is, "maybe he's secretly 12 years old"
With all due respect to Ilan Wurman, there is no evidence his parents meant to name him "Ilan Wurman" when they wrote that name on his birth certificate. They could have, quite foreseeably, intended to name him, "sit down and shut up you twit" and that, ergo, is how everyone should address him
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
With all due respect to Ilan Wurman, there is no evidence his parents meant to name him "Ilan Wurman" when they wrote that name on his birth certificate. They could have, quite foreseeably, intended to name him, "sit down and shut up you twit" and that, ergo, is how everyone should address him
At least the Browns are playing their part
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At least the Browns are playing their part
Missed it by *that* much
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Missed it by *that* much
He didn't want to do it but then his friend said "I triple-dog date ya"
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
He didn't want to do it but then his friend said "I triple-dog date ya"
Someone's been feeding the LLMs old episodes of Art Bell
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Someone's been feeding the LLMs old episodes of Art Bell
It looks like it came from a vampire Halloween costume package
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It looks like it came from a vampire Halloween costume package
That's what he was yelling at that kid pushing the lawnmower
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That's what he was yelling at that kid pushing the lawnmower
Costume, maybe?
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Costume, maybe?
As the Worm Turns...
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As the Worm Turns...
Larry Summers possesses 0% of the world's IQ.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Larry Summers possesses 0% of the world's IQ.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
I assume he went straight home and set his house on fire so he could stop wasting money on homeowners' insurance
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I assume he went straight home and set his house on fire so he could stop wasting money on homeowners' insurance
Anyone involved in a brawl over an adult sippy-cup should be sentenced to therapy sessions with ChatGPT.
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Anyone involved in a brawl over an adult sippy-cup should be sentenced to therapy sessions with ChatGPT.
Navy fighter pilots will be testifying to Congress about the movement of that punt
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Navy fighter pilots will be testifying to Congress about the movement of that punt
Turns out those "Xi staffers" were portraits hanging on the wall and that's why they weren't answering
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Turns out those "Xi staffers" were portraits hanging on the wall and that's why they weren't answering
Adams is leaving behind a lot of low-hanging fruit. The Mamdani administration will benefit from some easy wins in the early days.
Weirdly, though, despite Adams, the city is functioning much better today than when he came into office.
COVID was a motherfucker.
Weirdly, though, despite Adams, the city is functioning much better today than when he came into office.
COVID was a motherfucker.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Adams is leaving behind a lot of low-hanging fruit. The Mamdani administration will benefit from some easy wins in the early days.
Weirdly, though, despite Adams, the city is functioning much better today than when he came into office.
COVID was a motherfucker.
Weirdly, though, despite Adams, the city is functioning much better today than when he came into office.
COVID was a motherfucker.