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Derek
@djassassino.bsky.social
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Derek (He/him) 🇲🇽

The half decent writer and programmer. I like to talk about my characters a lot.

Profile icon by UvitaMint on Twitter, Banner art by The_MonsterWolf on Twitter.
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Me listening to the intro music every time
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Why is this guy such a fucking clown
An article from GamesRadar with the title: "Another rigged year:" Former FPS pro Shroud responds to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 getting a Game Awards GOTY nomination over Arc Raiders, says "the world is just not ready for AI in video games" The tagline also says: He also questions "who the f*** is playing" GOTY nominee Donkey Kong Bananza
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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And now I wait
A cropped screenshot of an order summary for a Coupe shirt from the AdHoc Shop for Dispatch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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AND THANK YOU MATIAS BERGARA BECAUSE HOLY FUCK
Barbara and Diana talking to each other in Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #13. Angry Diana after a fight in Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #13 Another screenshot from a panel of Diana in Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #13.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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She is so gorgeous. Thank you Hayden Sherman.
Diana holding the Trident of Poseidon in Absolute Wonder Woman issue #12. Diana trying to reason with Clea in Absolute Wonder Woman issue #12.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Every time I see an article from Game Rant, it’s always some dumb shit like this.
A screenshot of an article from Game Rant titled “‘Do Not Let That Expedition Game Win Game of the Year’ Shroud calls on Fans to Vote for ARC Raiders GOTY over Clair Obscur”
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Me whenever I hear my boss in IT talk about AI positively or how he asks Grok for advice on shit
Robert from Dispatch pinching the bridge of his nose in disappointment. Robert from Dispatch sprawled out on his office chair in exhaustion.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I adore them by the way
A screenshot of Invisigal and Robert dancing together from Dispatch Episode 6. The rest of the Z Team is in the back dancing too.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I started reading Hawkeye and it has me feeling like
A meme picture of a fake quote from Anthony Bourdain saying “One you’ve read Hawkeye, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Kevin Feige to death with your bare hands.”
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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All of these people on my timeline seeing Soy Frankelda and Frankenstein got me like
Squidward looking out a window as SpongeBob and Patrick play outside.
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I like Big Catrina
A screenshot from the Mariachi Legends Playtest of Madre Catrina speaking with the protagonist La Sombra.
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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a screenshot from the Snapcube Kingdom Hearts Fan Dub, with a text bubble saying "god i love subtitling almost as much as i love textbox sizes and also toxic yuri"
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Why hello Dr. Thawne
A screenshot of Dr. Thawne and Wally’s dad arguing from Absolute Flash Issue #4. A close up shot of Dr. Thawne from Absolute Flash Issue #4. Dr. Thawne and Dr. West in Absolute Flash Issue #4.
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Official render of the Semibot from Fortnite.
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Holy damn there’s two of them now
Diana meeting a new Amazon sister named Io in Issue #11 of Absolute Wonder Woman.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Explain your OC's power with a gif. Yeah, Amari's fire could definitely do this.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I'm an hour into the demo and I've been loving it so far! I love the noir vibes, the narration from Gia, and the artstyle! Also the combat with the cars is pretty sick! #AetherAndIron
Gia in her car, the Chimera, as the giant gravity well in the sky is in the distance. A screenshot of a codex entry for Gia in Aether & Iron. A screenshot of the dialogue between Gia and Nellie.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Vex is surprisingly a pretty fleshed out Vault Hunter. She’s punk and sarcastic and cynical but it feels like she uses all of that and the violence to hide how scared and confused she is. With her new life and her new siren powers.
A screenshot of Vex sitting with her familiar Trouble. This is likely from one of the animated character trailers for Borderlands 4.
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Perceive her
Another screenshot of artwork of Diana from Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #8. Panel of Diana saying “Come! I’ve made tea!” with a delighted expression on her face. Also from Absolute Wonder Woman 8.
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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She has finally arrived
A plushie of Frankie from Knights of Guinevere.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Like literally one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever laid eyes on
Artwork from Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #6 of Diana climbing Mount Prometheus. Artwork from Absolute Wonder Woman Issue #6 of Diana looking upward with a grateful look on her face.
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Reading Absolute Wonder Woman is realizing that, not only is this an amazing story with incredible artwork but, this is the most gorgeous looking Diana has ever looked. Like holy shit.
An image of artwork from Absolute Wonder Woman. I believe this is from the cover of Issue 4?
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Bonus pictures from the event!
Chappell Roan with one of the guitarists on her band that night. Chappell Roan singing as part of the image fades into the crowd holding up their phone lights, creating a sea of lights in the audience. More of Chappell Roan singing, projected on the big screen. More of Chappell Roan singing, projected on the big screen.
October 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I got to hear my favorite Chappell Roan song last night so I think the trip to Pasadena was worth it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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A picture of my VIP wristband for the Chappell Roan concert.
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM