@django-gold.bsky.social
which one of you fucks took the django handle
I miss when country music was about slugging back brews, driving your truck, and toppling the Iraqi government
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I miss when country music was about slugging back brews, driving your truck, and toppling the Iraqi government
I hope this doesn't sound naive, but the way we defeat Donald Trump is with the power of art
January 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hope this doesn't sound naive, but the way we defeat Donald Trump is with the power of art
this may no longer be a popular opinion, but I do still think that Kamala is pretty brat
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this may no longer be a popular opinion, but I do still think that Kamala is pretty brat
can't believe I sat through 3.5 hours of The Brutalist and Adrian Belew wasn't even in it
January 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
can't believe I sat through 3.5 hours of The Brutalist and Adrian Belew wasn't even in it
the year is 1997. for just $18, you have obtained a CD containing all of the songs on the My Best Friend’s Wedding soundtrack.
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the year is 1997. for just $18, you have obtained a CD containing all of the songs on the My Best Friend’s Wedding soundtrack.
be nice to nerds, they'll rule your technocratic dystopia someday
January 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
be nice to nerds, they'll rule your technocratic dystopia someday
one trend I expect to come roaring back this year is the effort to transmute lead into gold
January 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
one trend I expect to come roaring back this year is the effort to transmute lead into gold
this year I'm going to be a different person than who I am
January 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
this year I'm going to be a different person than who I am
2025 is the year we win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people
December 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
2025 is the year we win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people
fun fact: it's been 26 years since Tony Soprano said he was worried that he came in at the end
December 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
fun fact: it's been 26 years since Tony Soprano said he was worried that he came in at the end
(David Attenborough voice)
Django is doing something funny
Django is doing something funny
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
(David Attenborough voice)
Django is doing something funny
Django is doing something funny
my main complaint with A Complete Unknown is that I feel like the scene early on where Bob Dylan learns and practices the CAGED chord-scale system (in real time) unnecessarily slowed down the pace of the movie
December 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
my main complaint with A Complete Unknown is that I feel like the scene early on where Bob Dylan learns and practices the CAGED chord-scale system (in real time) unnecessarily slowed down the pace of the movie
ending my Gladiator porn parody with the protagonist running his hand through a field of dildos
December 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
ending my Gladiator porn parody with the protagonist running his hand through a field of dildos
one thing I've noticed about Christmas songs is that they all reflect a positive to very positive opinion of Christmas
December 22, 2024 at 10:57 PM
one thing I've noticed about Christmas songs is that they all reflect a positive to very positive opinion of Christmas
spoiler alert, but in Gladiator 2 he summons the strength of his ancestors to hit Denzel Washington with a rock
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
spoiler alert, but in Gladiator 2 he summons the strength of his ancestors to hit Denzel Washington with a rock
Christmas and Hanukkah should collab
December 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Christmas and Hanukkah should collab
kids, we're lowkey getting a divorce
December 20, 2024 at 9:01 PM
kids, we're lowkey getting a divorce
CEO making $120 million per year: government-controlled industries are inefficient
December 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
CEO making $120 million per year: government-controlled industries are inefficient
Red One won't win any awards, but I was pretty impressed at the audacity of having Santa Claus say that Hanukkah "fucking sucks" in the opening scene
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Red One won't win any awards, but I was pretty impressed at the audacity of having Santa Claus say that Hanukkah "fucking sucks" in the opening scene
and the odds aren't great going forward tbh
December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
and the odds aren't great going forward tbh
a murderer named Luigi? what's next, a serial rapist named Sonic the Hedgehog??
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
a murderer named Luigi? what's next, a serial rapist named Sonic the Hedgehog??
BREAKING: the FBI has raided my "adult circus"
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: the FBI has raided my "adult circus"
life before alcohol was bad
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
life before alcohol was bad
yeah I'm sex-positive; I'm POSITIVE I'm frightened of sex!
December 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
yeah I'm sex-positive; I'm POSITIVE I'm frightened of sex!
I don't like anime
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I don't like anime