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Hi I'm a Danish. I'm a blind. I'm a scruffy looking goat herder. I'm a diabeetle. I come in peace, when I remember to close the door.
// dumb shit, inane jokes, nsfw tomfoolery, whatever.
// dumb shit, inane jokes, nsfw tomfoolery, whatever.
Every time I look at Josh Holloway an angel gets his twinks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Every time I look at Josh Holloway an angel gets his twinks.
The sink in my new place is too famn small. I want a sink that's big enough to use as a bathtub. IS THAT TOO Much TO AXE
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The sink in my new place is too famn small. I want a sink that's big enough to use as a bathtub. IS THAT TOO Much TO AXE
Oh hello. I am moved. Had my first night in the new place. Things are going.. pretty well. it's been hard. Especially mentally. But I'm coping and haven't jumped off the balcony of my new 6th floor apartment. Lots of work to do to get everythinh done, but i exist.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh hello. I am moved. Had my first night in the new place. Things are going.. pretty well. it's been hard. Especially mentally. But I'm coping and haven't jumped off the balcony of my new 6th floor apartment. Lots of work to do to get everythinh done, but i exist.
I am moving tomorrow.
I mean, I've been movng all week. But tomorrow the bed goes and I have to start sleeping in my new place. I am scared. Real life is hard. But. A little excited too. And happy it will be done.
Hope all the bluskies are doing well. May our struggles lead us to stronger selves.
I mean, I've been movng all week. But tomorrow the bed goes and I have to start sleeping in my new place. I am scared. Real life is hard. But. A little excited too. And happy it will be done.
Hope all the bluskies are doing well. May our struggles lead us to stronger selves.
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am moving tomorrow.
I mean, I've been movng all week. But tomorrow the bed goes and I have to start sleeping in my new place. I am scared. Real life is hard. But. A little excited too. And happy it will be done.
Hope all the bluskies are doing well. May our struggles lead us to stronger selves.
I mean, I've been movng all week. But tomorrow the bed goes and I have to start sleeping in my new place. I am scared. Real life is hard. But. A little excited too. And happy it will be done.
Hope all the bluskies are doing well. May our struggles lead us to stronger selves.
Sometimes when people tell you that you are strong, it's hard to admit how weak you feel.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sometimes when people tell you that you are strong, it's hard to admit how weak you feel.
Which of the cantina aliens in Star Wars would you have sex with?
And you can't say 'all of them' becuase I already picked that.
Call me, Sy.
And you can't say 'all of them' becuase I already picked that.
Call me, Sy.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Which of the cantina aliens in Star Wars would you have sex with?
And you can't say 'all of them' becuase I already picked that.
Call me, Sy.
And you can't say 'all of them' becuase I already picked that.
Call me, Sy.
Being torn out of your safe space for two decades is a bit traumatiing. I hope I can make the new space feel safe. It will take time.
Oh and sorry about that whole 'not caring about the world' thing. I totally care. You go, world. You got this. I believe in you. Everything's going to be great.
Oh and sorry about that whole 'not caring about the world' thing. I totally care. You go, world. You got this. I believe in you. Everything's going to be great.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Being torn out of your safe space for two decades is a bit traumatiing. I hope I can make the new space feel safe. It will take time.
Oh and sorry about that whole 'not caring about the world' thing. I totally care. You go, world. You got this. I believe in you. Everything's going to be great.
Oh and sorry about that whole 'not caring about the world' thing. I totally care. You go, world. You got this. I believe in you. Everything's going to be great.
Struggling, i am. I hope this will all turn out okay.. My personal stuff, I mean. The wold can suck it, you all do you. I'm pretty sure the world is fucked, I'm just trying to get through the days.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Struggling, i am. I hope this will all turn out okay.. My personal stuff, I mean. The wold can suck it, you all do you. I'm pretty sure the world is fucked, I'm just trying to get through the days.
Tomorrow is terrifying. I will ingest cheese and pretend it is not happening.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Tomorrow is terrifying. I will ingest cheese and pretend it is not happening.
im a slave 4 me
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
im a slave 4 me
We are.. approaching.. burnout
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
We are.. approaching.. burnout
if you vote for me I will make it the first order on the agenda of my taking of power that all bridges shall heretoforth be officially be named Jeff. So you can go around and say "Look at all the Jeff Bridges" and forget your real troubles.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if you vote for me I will make it the first order on the agenda of my taking of power that all bridges shall heretoforth be officially be named Jeff. So you can go around and say "Look at all the Jeff Bridges" and forget your real troubles.
Adjusting prices for inflation is a hoax.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Adjusting prices for inflation is a hoax.
The Sea World or The C Word? It all seems fishy to me.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Sea World or The C Word? It all seems fishy to me.
Happy Friday the Halloweenth.
I'm gonna terrorize yall's neighbourhoods
I'm gonna terrorize yall's neighbourhoods
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Friday the Halloweenth.
I'm gonna terrorize yall's neighbourhoods
I'm gonna terrorize yall's neighbourhoods
If they ever cancel MILF Island I suggest following with Only Mothers In The Building. Because i'm funny is why.
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If they ever cancel MILF Island I suggest following with Only Mothers In The Building. Because i'm funny is why.
I just got a call from a Chloe from Blockhain about my bitcoin account,
so it's safe to say I'll be fucking rich very soon. Never mind a new apartment, I'm a buy a mansion.
so it's safe to say I'll be fucking rich very soon. Never mind a new apartment, I'm a buy a mansion.
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I just got a call from a Chloe from Blockhain about my bitcoin account,
so it's safe to say I'll be fucking rich very soon. Never mind a new apartment, I'm a buy a mansion.
so it's safe to say I'll be fucking rich very soon. Never mind a new apartment, I'm a buy a mansion.
Sorry to get all political, but i don't think people should eat stamps.
My dad is a lifelong serious stamp collector and he would be so upset if he saw that Americans think stamps are food. I am sheltering him from this disturbing fact.
My dad is a lifelong serious stamp collector and he would be so upset if he saw that Americans think stamps are food. I am sheltering him from this disturbing fact.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sorry to get all political, but i don't think people should eat stamps.
My dad is a lifelong serious stamp collector and he would be so upset if he saw that Americans think stamps are food. I am sheltering him from this disturbing fact.
My dad is a lifelong serious stamp collector and he would be so upset if he saw that Americans think stamps are food. I am sheltering him from this disturbing fact.
Speaking of paper towels, hope America has enough of them to send out now.
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Speaking of paper towels, hope America has enough of them to send out now.
What's a guy gotta do to get Jerry Espenson to appear on the new Matlock?!
I waive all rights to this idea, if the producers of Matlock see this skeet then please take the idea and run with it please.
I waive all rights to this idea, if the producers of Matlock see this skeet then please take the idea and run with it please.
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What's a guy gotta do to get Jerry Espenson to appear on the new Matlock?!
I waive all rights to this idea, if the producers of Matlock see this skeet then please take the idea and run with it please.
I waive all rights to this idea, if the producers of Matlock see this skeet then please take the idea and run with it please.
The upside to being scared of humans is that every day is Halloween. I don't need to go to a wax museum, I can just go to the grocery store.
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The upside to being scared of humans is that every day is Halloween. I don't need to go to a wax museum, I can just go to the grocery store.
Where is the setting to stop humans from autoplaying?
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Where is the setting to stop humans from autoplaying?
What's the link to the gofundme for the American military again? We all need to do our part in these trynig times.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
What's the link to the gofundme for the American military again? We all need to do our part in these trynig times.
Cuntsutawney Phil
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cuntsutawney Phil