So are you ever going to give the FULL CONTEXT of this picture or stay reaching for the corny joke???

Egg nog and those shortbread cookies from the Walmart bakery is a great evening in.

Drinking a cup of black coffee after a big dinner at a restaurant . My gran-gran used to do it and I kinda like it. Feels like it helps with digestion.

Smirnoff Sour. I didn’t know how to drink at the time so I didn’t know it was meant to be mixed. I drank two full drinking glasses in rapid succession. Vomit came out so neon red it dyed the tile grout.

I saw a WILD episode of Independent Lens a while back called “Steal a Pencil For Me”. It’s about a Jewish guy that ends up in a concentration camp with his wife and his eventual side piece.

HA! You think it was just a phase…..

Congratulations! You’ve just earned my 8th follow!

Stouffeur’s is a platonic lasagna. If I’m taking time to make you one, I will not accept a prenup.

I love that the same flavor is universally orange in all brands.

This Time Around also slaps.

1. Human Nature
2. Remember the Time
3. On the Line
4. Push Me Away
5. Stranger in Moscow/ I can’t help it

I say the whole I before E poem when I have to write foreign.