I fear trials aren't enough; I yearn for the return of the gallows

I feel like I glitched after reading the headline, because what do you MEAN don't assign blame??

It's a real monkey's paw kinda vibe out here

I was literally opening BlueSky to tell you 💀 fedbois are, no doubt, crawling my comment history and putting me on a watch list as we speak

I'm a UX designer, if there's literally anything at all I can help with, please let me know

Not this being the first post I see from you 💀

It's people trying to stay in touch with their communities built on TikTok.

Yeah, I'm over here wondering if I should feel left out? Like what, do they think I don't have money?? I don't, but-

Oh man this is gorgeous. I love your texture and everything about this.

Idk why that turned more into old English as it went, but I'm standing by it, goddammit.

Something about seeing people treat Facebook or a TikTok comment section like a basic Google search infuriates me. Where is your self sufficiency? Where is your wonder? You could seize knowledge from the ether and instead you wish to suckle from the teat of ignorance lest you be spoonfed facts

"Chaos ape" got a chuckle out of me

How many of Musks' "users" are just bots and scammers, though?