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Dani 🦁
@dizzydance.bsky.social
Attempting to replace my twitter addiction with something less toxic.

Broke millennial swiftie/bravoholic who is obsessed with their dog
My boyfriend’s super power is to sense when I start reading and interrupt me
January 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sending “no sail” vibes to everyone spinning a flag in the rose parade this morning
January 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I made lasagna and flan for Christmas Eve dinner
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Haven’t watched any eras tours live feeds but I did tonight and I’m so glad I did since New Romantics was one of the surprise songs and that has been my favorite Taylor song ever since I first heard it
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 AM
The Caesar salad at stonefire grill may be one of my top favorite Caesar salads at any restaurant
December 5, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Bought a pair of vans for my bf today for Christmas & their website said I had $5 in rewards so I redeemed them. 10min later I get an email saying my order was canceled due to not actually having $5 in rewards. WHY DID YOUR DUMB SITE SAY I HAD THEM THEN VANS?!
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Not my neighbor having the audacity to tell my dog to shut up when she just barked in the backyard when their dog barks at literally everything and they never do shit to make it stop 🤨
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Dani 🦁
Me all week waiting for Wednesday to come around 😩 #RHOSLC #Bravo
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Found out today my boss is 59 and I thought he was at least 5 years older purely based on how much he describes things as “bitchin”
November 23, 2024 at 4:33 AM
My coworker is in her 50s and calls herself a “new swiftie” and whenever a song comes up in our showroom music she comes back to ask me who it’s about 😂
November 22, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I wish the “show less of this” button actually worked on here
November 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Had dental work done today and I can only eat cold soft things for 24 hours so it looks like I’m having ice cream for the next 24 hours
November 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Based on posts popping up in my discover feed I think this app thinks I’m a lesbian.
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
My boomer complaint is that children should not be allowed to ride e-bikes and they should require a license. The amount of times I’ve almost hit kids riding them cause they’re on the wrong side of the street is too many!
November 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I need to figure out how to get random modern family clips on my feed over here like they are on my feed on the other app.
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Getting older is so embarrassing sometimes.

Wearing a wrist brace at work today and everyone keeps asking me what happened and I feel so stupid answering “I slept with it in a weird position” but I truly slept with it weird and woke up with it hurting
November 15, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Smooth brain, no thoughts
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 AM
10 shows to get to know me

1. Arrested Development
2. Happy Endings
3. Seinfeld
4. Bobs Burgers
5. Lost in Space
6. Modern Family
7. RHOSLC
8. Vanderpump Rules
9. Summer House
10. Southern Charm
10 shows to get to know me:

1. Golden Girls 🏅
2. Bob’s Burgers 🍔
3. Great British Bake Off 🥖
4. Kimetsu no Yaiba 👹
5. Avatar the Last Airbender 💨
6. Avatar the Legend of Korra 💧
7. Agatha All Along 🧙‍♀️
8. Rurouni Kenshin 🥷
9. Modern Family 💑
10. Heartstopper 🏳️‍🌈
10 shows to get to know me:
1. The Simpsons
2. Buffy
3. Futurama
4. Digimon
5. Steven Universe
6. Korra
7. Xmen 97
8. Bob’s Burgers
9. X-men Evolution
10. Star Wars Rebels
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Need to remember to open up this app instead of the other one so I can recurate my feed over here
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 AM