His buddy Christopher Lee was *in* a couple-few Rhapsody of Fire albums, it would not shock me if Tolkien enjoyed some Sabbath.

Behold! The Royal Bingus!

Man if the next guy converts it into free housing...

I think the closest you could come would be Empire Records, which adored music and its fans, but Really Did Not Like the one aging-out rocker among the cast.

Like, moving house? Or just 'being ambulatory'?

Either way, mood.

I was always fond of 'Sidewalk' as a solid sophomore offering.

"Compound Eyes" might not have been snappy enough for radio, but holy heck what an anthem.

Heist game. It'd be tempting to bring back Thief, but probably smarter to go the Payday or Hitman routes, with multiple routes to an objective and the potential for hilariously stupid shenaniganry.

...I mean... you're not wrong, and that's a little more horrifying.

Same here; it was the Really That Good series that just... awoke in me a *hunger* for reviews that could be something besides 'yelling about things I think are stupid.'

And since then I have done my best to never miss a video, cos Bob's writing skills turned to praise? Feeds my heart, man.

Dean Cain is the only man in the world who could turn 'played Superman' into 'peaked in high school.'

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

And the Chrises for the Election Night Special.

Chris Hemsworth -- Alan Jones (Sensible Party)

Chris Pratt -- Kevin Philips-Bonnnnng (Slightly Silly)

Chris Pine -- Tarquin Fin Tim Lim-bim Lim-bim-bim-bim-wim-bim Bus Stop ftang-ftang Ole Biscuit-Barrel (Silly Party)

Chris Evans -- Very Silly

Dammit I want one.

We apologize for the inconvenience. The people who were supposed to have sacked those responsible for the joke about hippo sack, have been sacked.

I love watching someone become the day's Lucky Ten Thousand.

Let not one brick stand upon another.

I feel like this could be a Titanfall game, except without the 'you *pilot* the giant robot also' sequences.

Either way, hell yes I would play this to pieces.

Show me a 'this is the future liberals want' that *isn't* at least low-key awesome, I dare you.