Diz
@diz.bsky.social
Just out here riding my bike and ranting about unreliable surveillance tech. @mf_diz everywhere else
I don't need more reasons to hate the NYTimes, but this is Sheepshead Bay and I will fight you over this even if it is Cuomo Country (it's Sliwa country, actually).
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don't need more reasons to hate the NYTimes, but this is Sheepshead Bay and I will fight you over this even if it is Cuomo Country (it's Sliwa country, actually).
I take personal issue with where this map has drawn the border of Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I take personal issue with where this map has drawn the border of Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach.
This aged like fine milk.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This aged like fine milk.
Oh wow, pleased and shocked to report that a more granular look redeems my once home.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh wow, pleased and shocked to report that a more granular look redeems my once home.
Ah yes, Election Day, when I am once again confronted with maps that make me think, “how am I from there?”
www.michaellange.nyc/p/predicting...
www.michaellange.nyc/p/predicting...
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ah yes, Election Day, when I am once again confronted with maps that make me think, “how am I from there?”
www.michaellange.nyc/p/predicting...
www.michaellange.nyc/p/predicting...
I used to think that maybe a closed universe LLM just for research could maybe be "ok," but I've now tested a few and the AI will often tell you a holding in a case is the opposite of what it is.
This is upsetting because Westlaw headnotes were good and useful and now I can't trust them.
This is upsetting because Westlaw headnotes were good and useful and now I can't trust them.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I used to think that maybe a closed universe LLM just for research could maybe be "ok," but I've now tested a few and the AI will often tell you a holding in a case is the opposite of what it is.
This is upsetting because Westlaw headnotes were good and useful and now I can't trust them.
This is upsetting because Westlaw headnotes were good and useful and now I can't trust them.
Just a little transphobia and racism, as a “centrist” treat.
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just a little transphobia and racism, as a “centrist” treat.
Xenophobia is centrist now, you heard it here first.
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Xenophobia is centrist now, you heard it here first.
I am once again asking, if you think dehumanizing trans people is a moderate stance.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I am once again asking, if you think dehumanizing trans people is a moderate stance.
Wait sorry are they calling these stances “moderate?”
October 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Wait sorry are they calling these stances “moderate?”
R U gonna say who they were running against and whether the Democratic Party supported or tanked the campaign of a more “radical” candidate or is that somehow not relevant to your assessment?
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
R U gonna say who they were running against and whether the Democratic Party supported or tanked the campaign of a more “radical” candidate or is that somehow not relevant to your assessment?
If by “high profile” they mean “better at the internet”…sure.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If by “high profile” they mean “better at the internet”…sure.
Graffiti is good. Actually.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Graffiti is good. Actually.
No you will not be doing this, I will see to it.
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No you will not be doing this, I will see to it.
I’ve been a public defender for 12 years and no one needs to remind me the system is lopsided but then every so often I am presented with some numbers that make me want to hurl myself through a window
April 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve been a public defender for 12 years and no one needs to remind me the system is lopsided but then every so often I am presented with some numbers that make me want to hurl myself through a window
Please tell everyone you know about jury nullification
February 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Please tell everyone you know about jury nullification
GUYS HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE RED BULLS
February 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
GUYS HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE RED BULLS
Sorry Manhattan DA said what now? Cause I’m pretty sure they tried to send my client to prison for a candy bar not too long ago
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sorry Manhattan DA said what now? Cause I’m pretty sure they tried to send my client to prison for a candy bar not too long ago
February 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is the best version of this meme. My DMs are closed.
October 10, 2023 at 10:44 PM
This is the best version of this meme. My DMs are closed.
Wrote a Charm City preview on ye olde tbd.bike where I focused less on the weather and more on the shit that matters. Don’t worry, I also checked the weather for you (bring file treads). www.tobedetermined.cc/journal/week...
September 28, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Wrote a Charm City preview on ye olde tbd.bike where I focused less on the weather and more on the shit that matters. Don’t worry, I also checked the weather for you (bring file treads). www.tobedetermined.cc/journal/week...
Who’s this 39% that’s dumb enough not to tell when you shouldn’t get in a certain subway car? Also yes the minor inconvenience does not outweighs the major environmental catastrophe, you are literally the worst newspaper.
September 7, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Who’s this 39% that’s dumb enough not to tell when you shouldn’t get in a certain subway car? Also yes the minor inconvenience does not outweighs the major environmental catastrophe, you are literally the worst newspaper.
This one gets a pass bc you know I grew up on the beach and really rarely saw rats so I’m gonna pretend that 11% is entirely people who live on the beach.
September 7, 2023 at 9:55 PM
This one gets a pass bc you know I grew up on the beach and really rarely saw rats so I’m gonna pretend that 11% is entirely people who live on the beach.
Only 68% of NYTimes readers think roaches are worse than spotted lantern flies. I guess if you were still waiting for a reason to cancel your subscription, here it is.
September 7, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Only 68% of NYTimes readers think roaches are worse than spotted lantern flies. I guess if you were still waiting for a reason to cancel your subscription, here it is.