a moist owlet
@dixvaria.bsky.social
Ori 🦉 he/him 🦉 28 🦉 autistic, schizoid + plural 🦉 part-time stable diffuser
pro-fic, pro-para, & very NSFW 🔞
pro-fic, pro-para, & very NSFW 🔞
reposted from @keno9988's twitter because HHNNNNNNNGH
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
reposted from @keno9988's twitter because HHNNNNNNNGH
i think we're overdue
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i think we're overdue
apparently victreebel's mega evolution involves him getting so fat that he tries to hang himself out of shame
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
apparently victreebel's mega evolution involves him getting so fat that he tries to hang himself out of shame
"no skinny bitches allowed!! Fat Boy Petrification Beam GO!!!!"
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"no skinny bitches allowed!! Fat Boy Petrification Beam GO!!!!"
ok but i work in a bird store and i've been able to pet a friendly toucan
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ok but i work in a bird store and i've been able to pet a friendly toucan
bill fagerbakke in particular has played, among other things:
- a mentally handicapped guy in The Stand
- a neo-nazi officer in Oz
- an alcholic father who sucks off his son in Ken Park
- the guy from Jennifer's Body who says this
- a mentally handicapped guy in The Stand
- a neo-nazi officer in Oz
- an alcholic father who sucks off his son in Ken Park
- the guy from Jennifer's Body who says this
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
bill fagerbakke in particular has played, among other things:
- a mentally handicapped guy in The Stand
- a neo-nazi officer in Oz
- an alcholic father who sucks off his son in Ken Park
- the guy from Jennifer's Body who says this
- a mentally handicapped guy in The Stand
- a neo-nazi officer in Oz
- an alcholic father who sucks off his son in Ken Park
- the guy from Jennifer's Body who says this
lexus roads from the card game show
September 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lexus roads from the card game show
how am i just now learning that this wojak is based on a neo-nazi who shot up a walmart in el paso and killed 23 people
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
how am i just now learning that this wojak is based on a neo-nazi who shot up a walmart in el paso and killed 23 people
my headcanon is that this is the hellaverse's version of God
September 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my headcanon is that this is the hellaverse's version of God
"aw jeez i'd better look up how old blaze the cat is before i dr—"
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"aw jeez i'd better look up how old blaze the cat is before i dr—"
whenever you start to feel worthless, remember that there's a guy who runs a youtube channel dedicated to making fun of fat people on TV and still believes he is worthy of the oxygen he breathes
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
whenever you start to feel worthless, remember that there's a guy who runs a youtube channel dedicated to making fun of fat people on TV and still believes he is worthy of the oxygen he breathes
youtube banners have been bugging out on me for some reason and i was greeted by this lovely visual when i went to moistcritikal's channel
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
youtube banners have been bugging out on me for some reason and i was greeted by this lovely visual when i went to moistcritikal's channel
too tired to say anything clever, just look at Quinn
August 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
too tired to say anything clever, just look at Quinn
idk what you all are talking about, the epstein list is right here
August 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
idk what you all are talking about, the epstein list is right here
that guy looks like a fuckin tool, i'd stab him for free
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
that guy looks like a fuckin tool, i'd stab him for free
look at this and remember that kids in the 80s had to settle for a block of plastic with like 4 articulation points total
July 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
look at this and remember that kids in the 80s had to settle for a block of plastic with like 4 articulation points total
yugiboomers: card art today is all just weeb shit, not cool like it used to be
konami in 2002: idk man just put a sword on his face
konami in 2002: idk man just put a sword on his face
July 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
yugiboomers: card art today is all just weeb shit, not cool like it used to be
konami in 2002: idk man just put a sword on his face
konami in 2002: idk man just put a sword on his face
