Dixie Longate
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Dixie Longate
@dixielongate.bsky.social
Actor, mother, Alabama-born, comedienne and star of the hit off-Broadway tour “Dixie’s Tupperware Party”
See more at http://DixieLongate.com
Joke of the day!
Something to make you giggle.
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don’t let these sweet eyes fool you, he’s very needy. I haven’t had to pay this much attention to a guy since my ex-husband kept screaming for me to call the paramedic after he claimed my cooking poisoned him. Thank goodness that evidence was inadmissible in court.
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Always look for ways to help rather than ways to complain. This is what sets us apart.
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I gotta joke for you.
January 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dixie’s etiquette tips for holiday parties.

youtu.be/yE36G2O7buY
Holiday Parties - regular ones and homosectional ones.
YouTube video by Dixie Longate
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December 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Just because thanksgiving is over, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t spend a little time each day being truly thankful for things in your life. Think of 3 things that truly make you smile.
I’ll start:
1) when I can laugh at someone else’s expense.
2) smart lesbians. They are the best.
3) wood paneling.
December 1, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Well howdy, y’all. I decided to come over here and see what the stars look like under the BlueSky.
Hope you’re fixing to have a great Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 AM