The new I Know What You Did Last Summer is a fun romp but I gotta say…if I knew I was being hunted for sport I would simply buy a gun

How many times can I watch the same @foldablehuman.bsky.social YouTube videos while processing a collection at work? Turns out a lot of times. Maybe even too many times

Just a little reminder 💕
#dnd

the worm is in control now

I am trying to remain silly while facing the horrors but it is getting difficult

I think I hate this season of severance lmao

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Finally deleting Facebook and I can already feel my blood pressure going down

Trying to find archive jobs to apply to but knowing my wife and I won’t feel safe in a lot of states is making me frustrated, sad and angry. Wack as hell

I’m gonna fist fight Ben Stiller if I don’t get atleast some answers from this season of Severance after waiting two years for it

If I ever won the lotto most of the money would go to employing the cast of dungeons and drag queens to play full time

Can I trick my in-laws and wife into playing Risk with me while I’m on break from school? Stay tuned to find out (it will work, I will lie if I have to)

I took apart my dryer to day to fix it and the video I watched was as like hey make sure you wear work gloves and I was like no, that’s not gonna be necessary and now I have 6 separate cuts on my hand. This is a dumb story about hubris

finally milf messenger has fallen

Forgot I made this account but it’s so much less deranged here than on Twitter so I guess I’ll be using this app to scream into the void and post my dumb lil drawings