After explaining what a fritter is my oldest asks
"Can you make a fritter with a tomato?"

Asking the important questions.

How I feel when they land on me.

Latest email spam: two different, but identical companies scrubbing LinkedIn of job listings and emailing them as "Today's hot job picks!" One uses that phrase in all caps, the other does not.

Imagine a museum of museum gift shops. You can travel through zoo, children's, natural science, specific content gift shops. All ending with the museum of museum gift shops gift shop. You could get a shirt saying "I had a recursive time at the museum of museum gift shops."

Tinnitus go ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

You would think spending most of the day outside would have the opposite effect.

The bee moved but the plum blossoms still look good.

Me talking to myself
"That wasn't too smart, it wasn't three smart either."

I made a big dinner.

An eight year old and new water distiller lid.

USPS shipping and their delivery estimates are great until OSM Worldwide gets involved. Eleven days and counting.

Me realizing my shopping cart looks very suspicious.

The word I said: number ladder
The word I wanted: ruler

Remember to wash your chainmail.

Skibidi Toilet continuing a long tradition of making catchy nonsensical noises on the internet.

Taking a picture of the moon, it was nice and round.