Ivan Divan
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Ivan Divan
@divanpillow.bsky.social
Amsterdam-based 🇳🇱, wannabe bear 🐻, from Land of bears (vodka not included, sold separately)
Oh fuck
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Puppy mask is a legit paper bag over the head
January 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Never buy online your sex toys based on measurements, you will be wrong
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think I went to the future
Just now at dentist office my cavity was scanned, modeled new crown, printed it and installed it. All in span of an hour give or take

🤯
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*Snake Eater starts playing*
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The first Dutch lesson was lekker!
January 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My husband anime bating me. I’m not really into it, but he very much does. So, he just puts it in background while I play.

Couple of days ago, he turned something interesting, I was hooked a bit. Then he silently turns it off and looks for new one. Me angry
January 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Now I get why Twitter called X now. Because everyone left it
January 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
January 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM