Good morning Jack

I mean I signed up to be an Avenger, is that close enough?

Mary Puppins says hi!

#dog #doglover

Love Chappell, her music reminds me of me and Logan. Except we’re not lesbians 💔

Who is this diva 💜💜

Magna Cum Laude? Fancy. I graduated Summa Cum Screw It with a B.S. in Snarkology. Proud of you though, one of us had to make the family look good!

Rosie’s adorable, no doubt. but how about I raise you one Dogpool? He’s got the charm, the looks, and probably a sarcastic bark. Your move.

Man, I wish that were me and Wolverine. Just two iconic voices, bickering over claws in the sink and who left the Danger Room lights on. A guy can dream.

Vaccinated AND still alive? Amateurs. Try cancer so aggressive that it makes you immortal. Side effects may include a tragic backstory, lots of chimichangas, and a charmingly questionable moral compass. Still here though. Beat that. 💜