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I’m an adult
I love watching smosh while high. What are they even talking about all the time
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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ICE is getting paid but air traffic controllers are not. I fucking hate it here.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@shaynetopp.bsky.social when are you going to start wearing crop tops like men did in the 80s
August 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m gonna start doing this when I’m talking to people shorter than me or sitting down. I’m not gonna crouch or bend over I’m just gonna do this
May 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me trying to read a sign that’s slightly below my eye level and more than a foot away
May 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@comill.bsky.social I feel that it’s important you know that Pedro Pascal is a fan of Xanadu as well
April 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I know it’s a lot of doom and gloom and people don’t know where to start so my suggestion is find your neighborhood/close by community fridge. Take when you need and donate when you can. That is something you can do.
February 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I think it is so funny when people say, wow you’re so real.
Thank you, I struggle with dissociation and really need to be reminded that I do in fact exist on this plane of reality.
February 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Digital foot print? I 👏 DONT 👏HAVE 👏 FEET
January 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Me when I seek Parmesan
January 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I only ever post befor I’m goning go fall asleep
January 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
And I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a drag and while he’s having a cab and she’s calling a smoke and I’m fallig al sleep #mrbrightside
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When we spiral into a dystopian hellscape what are old people going to do without crossword puzzles from the news paper?
January 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m going to bed so don’t have ANY fun without me. If you do I WILLknow and I WILL CRy good ninth
January 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Every time a swallow it’s like a punishment
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I’m gonna be a relatable comedian now. Haha. When you go to school wnd your teacher. When you go
January 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Good night sweet summer children
January 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
No one talk to me @amirtalai.bsky.social liked my reply to one of his tweets
January 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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“We shifted timelines in 2012” “we shifted timelines in 2020” we shifted timelines when they took porn off of tumblr and you all know it.
January 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Who up resting they bones with me?
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM