Ditsy Von Whatsit
@ditsy.bsky.social
Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.
Too bad Trump has all the credibility of Joe Isuzu 👇
October 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Too bad Trump has all the credibility of Joe Isuzu 👇
Have you ever tried to find the sell-by date on a bottle of Coke? If they haven’t already, expiration dates will disappear like the Epstein files.
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Have you ever tried to find the sell-by date on a bottle of Coke? If they haven’t already, expiration dates will disappear like the Epstein files.
Speaking of government efficiency, the GOP has installed Big Balls, the DOGE creep, at the Social Security Adminstration.
Russia celebrates.
Russia celebrates.
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Speaking of government efficiency, the GOP has installed Big Balls, the DOGE creep, at the Social Security Adminstration.
Russia celebrates.
Russia celebrates.
Gov’t subsidized real estate developers, like Trump, grossly inflate their costs, make a fortune, and then demonize the poor for needing income-based housing. 😡
Sorry, this isn’t a link 🤷🏻♀️
Sorry, this isn’t a link 🤷🏻♀️
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gov’t subsidized real estate developers, like Trump, grossly inflate their costs, make a fortune, and then demonize the poor for needing income-based housing. 😡
Sorry, this isn’t a link 🤷🏻♀️
Sorry, this isn’t a link 🤷🏻♀️
I thought Trump was God? Now he’s just an errand boy off on a delusion.
May 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I thought Trump was God? Now he’s just an errand boy off on a delusion.
This is Sparky, a 9-lb. Wonder Dog. Two months ago she was attacked by an 80-lb. pit bull mix and survived. We can survive the dimwitted GOP.
May 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is Sparky, a 9-lb. Wonder Dog. Two months ago she was attacked by an 80-lb. pit bull mix and survived. We can survive the dimwitted GOP.
No, we’re talking about a drunk, incompetent government official beholden to a corrupt Russian asset.
March 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No, we’re talking about a drunk, incompetent government official beholden to a corrupt Russian asset.
Ever the reality distorting misogynist.
February 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ever the reality distorting misogynist.
Another strongman move from the Fascists on the Potomac.
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Another strongman move from the Fascists on the Potomac.
Oh? Prove it then. With actual documentation, the kind insurance companies and the NTSB have compiled against your and your exploding shit vehicles.
February 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oh? Prove it then. With actual documentation, the kind insurance companies and the NTSB have compiled against your and your exploding shit vehicles.
and trump responds:
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
and trump responds:
Financial Advice from a freeloading government employee who earns his living defrauding taxpayers:
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Financial Advice from a freeloading government employee who earns his living defrauding taxpayers:
I’n not going to enjoy homelessness.
February 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’n not going to enjoy homelessness.
Musk isn’t ‘working.’ He’s overthrowing the federal government of the United States.
Easy mistake … for a Trump.
Easy mistake … for a Trump.
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Musk isn’t ‘working.’ He’s overthrowing the federal government of the United States.
Easy mistake … for a Trump.
Easy mistake … for a Trump.
This is the problem with having a foreign terrorist in the White House:: it’s the Kansas City, MO Chiefs 🤦🏻♀️
January 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is the problem with having a foreign terrorist in the White House:: it’s the Kansas City, MO Chiefs 🤦🏻♀️
☔️ After a long stretch of wet, sloppy, gray days, i’m jonesing for a parade of pantone 012 mornings.
December 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
☔️ After a long stretch of wet, sloppy, gray days, i’m jonesing for a parade of pantone 012 mornings.
Two students were killed and 6 injured in a school shooting today and this is the bezos / wapo headline:
December 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Two students were killed and 6 injured in a school shooting today and this is the bezos / wapo headline:
A great book to put undet a book lover’s tree? America Fantastica by Tim O’Brien. Read the except (if you can) and blow your own mind! 🤯
December 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM
A great book to put undet a book lover’s tree? America Fantastica by Tim O’Brien. Read the except (if you can) and blow your own mind! 🤯
No, he didn’t. Putin did
November 6, 2024 at 3:38 PM
No, he didn’t. Putin did
While Trump’s raging insanity goes unchecked, Kamala’s scrutinized and condemned for everyone’s missteps.
October 31, 2024 at 6:25 AM
While Trump’s raging insanity goes unchecked, Kamala’s scrutinized and condemned for everyone’s missteps.
