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Ditaki
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Chicago (the best city that’s trying its best)
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Neighborhood bumper sticker game continues to be S-tier
A bumper sticker of an 80s-style snail with glowing red antennae and a yellow shell. It says “HIDE YOUR CHILDREN For he is only 7 DIMENSIONS AWAY”
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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How I feel today
SpongeBob stuck in an eternal smiling scream of pain as his visage has been warped to fit onto an Xbox controller
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Love my city so much. Let’s see this on every road.
Newly paved Chicago city street with “FUCK ICE & CBP” painted on it
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Trying to figure out if this means more bulking or start cutting 🤔
Me shirtless in the mirror
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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You’d be surprised how many Chicagoans don’t do this daily.
Flipping the bird to the Trump Tower, home of butthole mouth
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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You know what traffic is doing? It’s not flying like me, a person on the Metra literally (not figuratively) flying
A shot from the Metra of a slow-moving highway
September 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Taking the Metra to the company dinner, partly because it’s very convenient, and partially because someone will thank me for riding Metra today :)
A shot from the Metra of UP-N tracks, somewhere between Peterson/Ridge and Ravenswood
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Hey tech leaders, maybe don’t do this?
Screenshot of a text message saying: Director of R&D at 4:38 pm yesterday: “hey when are you in tomorrow let’s try and sync and soon as you get in” Me: “ok, will do” Me at 9:02 am this morning: “Hi I’m online, is there anything I can prep ahead of syncing with you this morning” Director of R&D: “No need, I’m chatting with your boss now. More details to come”
September 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Je telephone a la police
Celine Dion looking concerned
September 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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A bowl of capers (the briny plant)
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Babies
Spritz, a gray tabby, lays in the same dog bed as Simone, a tan pit mix. Simone is wrapped up in a blanket despite it being July.
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Literally had the same reaction in a group chat
Me saying "This trending box on bsky is ok right?" in a group chat with the trending terms of MechaHitler, Supreme Court, IRS, Big Brother 27, Epstein
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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The "Where food?" stare
Spritz, a gray and black tabby, sits delicately on the edge of a desk, staring intently.
July 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Meme: “Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG”
June 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Finished this. Bleak reading but a really compelling case. Accidents aren’t accidents if you’re building them into your profit model.
The book “There Are No Accidents” by Jessie Singer
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Big purrs today from Spritz
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The “Now Kiss” meme (one guy pushing two other people together) except it’s been edited to say “Now Fight” in line with the thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Someone is doing the lords work in Andersonville
A riff on the famous Warning Rats signs in Chicago but targeting Tesla Vehicles and Nazis instead.
April 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Slept like butts, still did gym, plz applause
The poster, shirtless, in a round bathroom mirror
April 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Metra snack!
A beer on the metra
April 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Liberation Day April 2 2025 - April 9 2025 (Except for China and also maybe again in 90 days or sooner or later or for some countries or all or none)
April 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A screenshot of Roller Coaster Tycoon’s famed meme, wherein thousands of riders are saying “I want to get off of MR BONES WILD RIDE”
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Trump yelling at lawnmower kid meme, he shouts “ARE YOU TEXTING THE ATLANTIC’S JEFFREY GOLDBERG ABOUT THE MILITARY STRIKES IN YEMEN?” This is in reference to the event today where Drunkard Pete Hegseth and reprehensible couch fornicator and Vice President JD Vance did exactly that.
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It’s full boule o’clock
Spritz, a gray tabby, is in a perfect round ball on a chair. His little tail is tucked under his body and his itty bitty paw is covering his face
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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lol blaze it
Workouts: 420 (screenshot from workout app)
March 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM