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i need you all to follow me on twitter
December 13, 2024 at 8:54 AM
i need you all to follow me on twitter
good evening from the movie theater restroom
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
good evening from the movie theater restroom
therapist told me “try not to beat your head against a wall” yeah king im trying
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
therapist told me “try not to beat your head against a wall” yeah king im trying
do they really call this shit skeets
November 26, 2024 at 1:02 PM
do they really call this shit skeets
the worst part about getting drunk alone is when nobody responds to your texts
November 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
the worst part about getting drunk alone is when nobody responds to your texts
getting irrationally worried about someone who doesn’t care about me is one of my favorite pastimes
November 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
getting irrationally worried about someone who doesn’t care about me is one of my favorite pastimes
steak so fucking good
November 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
steak so fucking good
making myself steak and mashed potatoes tonight who want me
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
making myself steak and mashed potatoes tonight who want me
does anybody want a they/them bf who is a pathetic lil dog
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
does anybody want a they/them bf who is a pathetic lil dog
i have the potential to be my best self on this app purely because all of the people i made an ass of myself to on twitter are staying over there‼️‼️‼️
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
i have the potential to be my best self on this app purely because all of the people i made an ass of myself to on twitter are staying over there‼️‼️‼️
i miss tim lincecum so bad
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
i miss tim lincecum so bad
new profile picture
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
new profile picture
i should get back into oatmeal
November 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
i should get back into oatmeal
you’re telling me there’s a place in england called E-Sex?????? anybody wanna visit? 😼
November 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
you’re telling me there’s a place in england called E-Sex?????? anybody wanna visit? 😼
my throat has been so inexplicably sore for 4 days
November 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
my throat has been so inexplicably sore for 4 days
im built like this fyi
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
im built like this fyi
lock me in a room with a charcuterie board and im leaving pregnant
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
lock me in a room with a charcuterie board and im leaving pregnant
im gonna use this place a lot until baseball season when i will inevitably go back to twitter
November 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
im gonna use this place a lot until baseball season when i will inevitably go back to twitter
omg i can unpin the discover feed its JUST people i follow ur fucking kidding i love this place
November 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
omg i can unpin the discover feed its JUST people i follow ur fucking kidding i love this place
when will MLB join bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
when will MLB join bluesky
i was about to be like “aw man i wish this app had a black dark mode thats like my only complaint” but it DOES i’m so back
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
i was about to be like “aw man i wish this app had a black dark mode thats like my only complaint” but it DOES i’m so back