Distressed Bonnet
@distressedbonnet.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make it through the minute.
2 cocktails, seared duck, spinach, and a sweet treat later…I’m done for the night.
December 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
2 cocktails, seared duck, spinach, and a sweet treat later…I’m done for the night.
The Wicked soundtrack, Doechii and Kendrick are the only things keeping me going.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
The Wicked soundtrack, Doechii and Kendrick are the only things keeping me going.
I hate sweating.
December 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I hate sweating.
I’m not meant for manual labor.
December 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I’m not meant for manual labor.
It’s nothing a little (lot) of tequila can’t fix.
December 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
It’s nothing a little (lot) of tequila can’t fix.
I’m glad we’re back to seeing how’s really got ✨it✨ You know how much of that girl you have to be to get the girls to rally behind you using only words?!
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I’m glad we’re back to seeing how’s really got ✨it✨ You know how much of that girl you have to be to get the girls to rally behind you using only words?!
I randomly think about how y’all lost your minds (and took people’s lives) over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. I blame y’all for everything
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I randomly think about how y’all lost your minds (and took people’s lives) over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. I blame y’all for everything
I need to find the casually messy accounts. I don’t want anything too serious. Just a good hot take every now and again.
December 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I need to find the casually messy accounts. I don’t want anything too serious. Just a good hot take every now and again.
Grad school and fun and games until them papers due.
December 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Grad school and fun and games until them papers due.
Yesterday was a lot. I’m good now. I fought everyone in my head.
December 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Yesterday was a lot. I’m good now. I fought everyone in my head.
I keep hip dancing at my pets and they look scared.
December 6, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I keep hip dancing at my pets and they look scared.
While I’m not crashing out, I am driving through life like it’s crazy taxi.
December 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
While I’m not crashing out, I am driving through life like it’s crazy taxi.
I am fueled only by a latte, hot Cheetos, and irritation.
December 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I am fueled only by a latte, hot Cheetos, and irritation.
Not the bots are already swarming the place. Boo… go away.
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Not the bots are already swarming the place. Boo… go away.
This will be my temporary obsession.
December 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
This will be my temporary obsession.
I don’t wanna hear your opinions. I wanna hear your life’s drama. Spill the tea.
December 5, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I don’t wanna hear your opinions. I wanna hear your life’s drama. Spill the tea.
Will an expensive purchase make me feel better? Yes. Will I still want to ball a hoe’s face up later? Also yes.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Will an expensive purchase make me feel better? Yes. Will I still want to ball a hoe’s face up later? Also yes.
I’m so irritated, I could chew rocks like gummy bears.
December 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I’m so irritated, I could chew rocks like gummy bears.