Adam Lastname
@distractmyself.bsky.social
Small business owner, Dodger fan, dogfather, music is cool too.
Kendrick has to come out right?
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Kendrick has to come out right?
First they steal our colors and now they've stolen our Left On Base skills!
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
First they steal our colors and now they've stolen our Left On Base skills!
Two strikeouts on pitches out of the zone. Awesome.
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Two strikeouts on pitches out of the zone. Awesome.
After the fans showed up the way they did in the championship parade last year, the Dodgers are showing up for their fans the way they have all year.
They disrespected their fans all year by staying silent about ICE and going to the White House.
They disrespected their fans all year by staying silent about ICE and going to the White House.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
After the fans showed up the way they did in the championship parade last year, the Dodgers are showing up for their fans the way they have all year.
They disrespected their fans all year by staying silent about ICE and going to the White House.
They disrespected their fans all year by staying silent about ICE and going to the White House.
Shohei Ohtani was on the Angels for SIX YEARS and Arte Moreno could never put a halfway functional squad around him to get to the playoffs.
Want to know who is ruining baseball?
Incompetent, cheap owners!
Want to know who is ruining baseball?
Incompetent, cheap owners!
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Shohei Ohtani was on the Angels for SIX YEARS and Arte Moreno could never put a halfway functional squad around him to get to the playoffs.
Want to know who is ruining baseball?
Incompetent, cheap owners!
Want to know who is ruining baseball?
Incompetent, cheap owners!
4 87 MPH CENTER CENTER IN A FUCKING ROW!
DODGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
DODGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
4 87 MPH CENTER CENTER IN A FUCKING ROW!
DODGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
DODGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
All religion does is make life hell so they can sell you heaven.
Oldest grift in the world.
Oldest grift in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
All religion does is make life hell so they can sell you heaven.
Oldest grift in the world.
Oldest grift in the world.
Any 2028 hopeful for the Democratic nomination must start with these as their main listed goals.
1. An immediate return to 1950's tax rates to actually make America fair again.
2. Puerto Rico and DC statehood so every citizens vote counts.
3. Expanding the court.
4. All these fuckers go to jail!
1. An immediate return to 1950's tax rates to actually make America fair again.
2. Puerto Rico and DC statehood so every citizens vote counts.
3. Expanding the court.
4. All these fuckers go to jail!
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Any 2028 hopeful for the Democratic nomination must start with these as their main listed goals.
1. An immediate return to 1950's tax rates to actually make America fair again.
2. Puerto Rico and DC statehood so every citizens vote counts.
3. Expanding the court.
4. All these fuckers go to jail!
1. An immediate return to 1950's tax rates to actually make America fair again.
2. Puerto Rico and DC statehood so every citizens vote counts.
3. Expanding the court.
4. All these fuckers go to jail!
Truly, where the fuck is @barackobama.bsky.social ?
Say something! Jesus fucking Christ!
Say something! Jesus fucking Christ!
September 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Truly, where the fuck is @barackobama.bsky.social ?
Say something! Jesus fucking Christ!
Say something! Jesus fucking Christ!
Mind you, I've spent about 5 days total in Texas but "I'm from Texas" is not the flex Texans think it is.
August 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Mind you, I've spent about 5 days total in Texas but "I'm from Texas" is not the flex Texans think it is.
Christian Extremists are a cult. This is what cultists say. We're fucked until people start calling it what it is!
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Christian Extremists are a cult. This is what cultists say. We're fucked until people start calling it what it is!
Wild how since Fernando Tatis Jr. got rid of that ringworm his power has become much more pedestrian.
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wild how since Fernando Tatis Jr. got rid of that ringworm his power has become much more pedestrian.
It's amazing the one time Republicans think you can trust a woman is when it's the perpetrator of the fucking crime.
Truly the dumbest of the dumb.
Truly the dumbest of the dumb.
August 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's amazing the one time Republicans think you can trust a woman is when it's the perpetrator of the fucking crime.
Truly the dumbest of the dumb.
Truly the dumbest of the dumb.
Hey Republicans, let's make a deal... We'll impeach and prosecute any elected Democrats named in the Epstein files. Will you do the same?
July 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hey Republicans, let's make a deal... We'll impeach and prosecute any elected Democrats named in the Epstein files. Will you do the same?
The billionaires sit on their yacht and watch as half the world drowns begging for lifejackets and the other half drowns trying to impress the billionaires by how fast they can fill their lungs with water.
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The billionaires sit on their yacht and watch as half the world drowns begging for lifejackets and the other half drowns trying to impress the billionaires by how fast they can fill their lungs with water.
Stephen Miller is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to offer free abortions.
June 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Stephen Miller is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to offer free abortions.
Why is the MLB Networks mascot for the Dodgers a black man?
The Cubs have a bear (makes sense)
The A's have an elephant (okay, seen that on a hat before)
The Cubs have a bear (makes sense)
The A's have an elephant (okay, seen that on a hat before)
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why is the MLB Networks mascot for the Dodgers a black man?
The Cubs have a bear (makes sense)
The A's have an elephant (okay, seen that on a hat before)
The Cubs have a bear (makes sense)
The A's have an elephant (okay, seen that on a hat before)
"didn't express extreme views"?
He was an Infowars nut and lived in a tent in a park to preach to people about something he just learned about, seems pretty extreme.
He was an Infowars nut and lived in a tent in a park to preach to people about something he just learned about, seems pretty extreme.
The Minnesota Terrorist is exactly who we all thought he was.
June 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"didn't express extreme views"?
He was an Infowars nut and lived in a tent in a park to preach to people about something he just learned about, seems pretty extreme.
He was an Infowars nut and lived in a tent in a park to preach to people about something he just learned about, seems pretty extreme.
I'm sure they'll look back at nearly every decision their generation made and solemnly accept what they wrought upon themselves and the following generations and definitely not just blame Gen Z and Millennials.
June 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm sure they'll look back at nearly every decision their generation made and solemnly accept what they wrought upon themselves and the following generations and definitely not just blame Gen Z and Millennials.
Fake shocked face!!
Republican legislator who said "we as legislators have an obligation to insure that our children have no harm done to them" while trying to pass bigoted anti-trans laws arrested for downloading child sexual abuse material to his home computer and cell phone. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republican in South Carolina arrested over distribution of child sexual abuse material
RJ May, who used screen name ‘joebidennnn69’, charged with 10 counts and ordered to remain jailed until his trial
www.theguardian.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fake shocked face!!
I have extended family who were and are LAPD and let me just tell you that they are definitely the biggest racists and cowards in my family, and that is sadly impressive.
June 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have extended family who were and are LAPD and let me just tell you that they are definitely the biggest racists and cowards in my family, and that is sadly impressive.
Anybody who says "America is the best place in earth" has 100% never left the country.
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Anybody who says "America is the best place in earth" has 100% never left the country.
Incredibly excited for the @billsimmons.bsky.social emergency Luka pod!
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Incredibly excited for the @billsimmons.bsky.social emergency Luka pod!
Can anybody explain how Ticketmaster fucking works? I'm in the waiting room the second it becomes available. I send the link to my friend 5 minutes later and he is somehow 3000 people ahead of me in line.
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Can anybody explain how Ticketmaster fucking works? I'm in the waiting room the second it becomes available. I send the link to my friend 5 minutes later and he is somehow 3000 people ahead of me in line.