Garrett White
@distractionmaster.bsky.social
Dnd adventure writer, nerd connisure, and neuro-spicy. I will write an adventure off any prompt, I do not promise it will be good, but I will still do it.
we will keep fighting... immediately gives up
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
we will keep fighting... immediately gives up
I don't have a ninja sword, this is a katana. It is a Samurai sword.
August 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I don't have a ninja sword, this is a katana. It is a Samurai sword.
This is absolutely something I haven't thought about. It is certainly a danger l, though, I don't know that it is any more dangerous than other forms of celebrity.
June 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is absolutely something I haven't thought about. It is certainly a danger l, though, I don't know that it is any more dangerous than other forms of celebrity.
Jack, I'm sorry, but you have become invaluable. So now you have to take care of yourself because we won't let go.
June 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jack, I'm sorry, but you have become invaluable. So now you have to take care of yourself because we won't let go.
I wa in Rio during the world cup in... 2003? I was still a kid. The empty streets during the game were almost terrifying.
May 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I wa in Rio during the world cup in... 2003? I was still a kid. The empty streets during the game were almost terrifying.
You going to vote yes on this one too dinosaur?
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You going to vote yes on this one too dinosaur?
If only the party weren't so set on near-literally proping up corpses as the vanguard. All while simultaneously attacking younger members trying to actually do something.
May 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
If only the party weren't so set on near-literally proping up corpses as the vanguard. All while simultaneously attacking younger members trying to actually do something.
Cottage core... then again I am a halfling
May 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Cottage core... then again I am a halfling
It's been a rough week. Last night, I couldn't sleep due to anxiety, so I ended up going into the woods at 2am to cry where I buried my dog last year.
Thanks for the encouragement Satan.
Thanks for the encouragement Satan.
May 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's been a rough week. Last night, I couldn't sleep due to anxiety, so I ended up going into the woods at 2am to cry where I buried my dog last year.
Thanks for the encouragement Satan.
Thanks for the encouragement Satan.
As a long-time listener, it deserves it ;)
May 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
As a long-time listener, it deserves it ;)
... I read this as prostrate
May 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
... I read this as prostrate
You have to do two. The first one is to brace you for the second.
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You have to do two. The first one is to brace you for the second.
Oh shit taking a shot of Malort? That is a big green flag in my book. Delicious burnt garbage and grapefruit rind.
May 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oh shit taking a shot of Malort? That is a big green flag in my book. Delicious burnt garbage and grapefruit rind.