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Today's potion: yakitori sauce
A glass pot simmers on the stove, a teal spatula stirring the dark brown sauce, lemon zest and scallion floating on top
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A dark-skinned elf on a shelf doll has been taped to a plain white wall, a foam halloween sword with a cracked tip in its little hands Someone has also taped a produce label for Mexico beside it
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Welp
Time for the laundry plunger and a bucket
A washing machine with the top lifted up to show the tub and filler hose The filler hose has completely rusted away from its seating A second shot of the washing machine with the lid up, showing off more of the rust The seating for the hose looks really gross
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Ehehehehehs
A glass dutch oven of completed chicken tortilla soup sits cooling on a cutting board
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Return of Potion
A glass, vision dutch oven sits steaming on the stovetop A very red pot of chicken tortilla soup is cooking
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Potion.....
Far too many tupperware sit full of the chicken tortilla soup I made, cillantro splatted on top Far too many tupperware is exactly eight
August 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Potion
A pot of chicken tortilla soup finishes cooking in a dark glass dutch oven, a bright blue spatula sticking out of it You can see the tomatoes, beans, corn and green beans now, and one tip of a bay leaf
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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No time for weird al hangovers, it's time to make more Potion
A dark glass dutch oven with soup and some bayleaf floating in it I swear this will turn into chicken tortilla soup at some point
August 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A shot from the back of the grass lawn at the rady shell over a sea of lawn chairs Weird al will be playing soonish The sun is barely setting in the left bottom corner
August 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Because I'm worth it
A small shotglass of whiskey. The glass says BIGFOOT COUNTRY CALIFORNIA REDWOODS There is a plastic Bigfoot climbing out of the glass, a small pink cocktail umbrella wedged in its arms
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
'Hey jojo how is the sweet potato sprout doing?'
It
Its g- great
A shot of our flowering/neglected onion plants in big terracotta pots They are being subsumed by a sprawling sweet potato plant which Will take over everything one day
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Bro
The arm and half-toso of my father, barely in shot, holding up a very long snake skin that has been shed
August 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Bitsy wanted pets
A picture of my jeans at the moment, covered in white dog hair At my feet in low focus is bitsy, a white, short-haired chihuahua, rubbing against my purple crocs
July 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Making another pot of potion for lunches this week
A glass dutch oven sits on the stovetop, a batch of chicken tortilla soup bubbling in it
July 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Mwahaha
A loaf of raisin-cranberry soda bread is still cooling on a black rack Several slices have been taken of it It is very nice and crumbly
July 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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People r good sometimes #sgdq2025
A screenshot of sgdq 2025's celeste all hearts run, the file on the right is named "Trans Rights", the file on the left is named "Trans Lefts" In my excitement I took a screenshot of my screenshot so a small copy of the screenshot is in the lower lefthand side
July 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
BISCUITS
A pan of a dozen Small cathead biscuits, cooling on the stovetop
July 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I just want the pastry-cutter...
Seven can-openers in a pile There are two that are cooking concepts brand with green handles, two are good cook brand with red handles, two that have black and silver handles, and one that has white and rubber handles
July 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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She was just so happe about her new shirt
A small white chihuahua in a tiedye dog shirt, sitting on a white blanket on a brown leather couch
July 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Dog photography is hard sometimes
A picture of my young, white chihuahua, Bitsy, who is very blurry because she won't SIT STILL
July 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Sighs deeply
One day I'll use ptolemy in somethin...
An expanded sprite of a skeleton in an oppai shirt, jeans and sandals. He is also wearing purple glasses, held on with a strip of tape on either side
July 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Bitch I already halved your recipe
An herby soda bread sits baking in the toaster oven It has already grown a third larger since I took the picture
July 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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You Wish you were me
A bowl of prepared albondigas soup
June 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
distracteddoodler.bsky.social
Albondigas soup day, bitches
A 2lb pile of raw meatballs
June 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Bro what
A cardboard standee advertising The Naked Gun remake, coming this August for some reason
June 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM