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Distracted Dan
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I live on a boat , play the glockenspiel by choice , and believe we podiatrists are the 15th emergency service .
Why can I only imagine a cine reel as the tape reappears like a really bad magician has forgotten the hat
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Weirdly they are pretty, however as a podiatrist there are faults I wouldn't be keen to see in a child's shoe .
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Is it the rare Morph swallowing Volcano Fruit ( I maybe the only one who sees arms and a bowed head sinking below the surface )
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just wait til Susan discovers Hedgehogs and Elephants suffer from the same type of ringworm.
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Will do .
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How blooming wonderful of your nana to do that .
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I admit don't know the author , will check it out .
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
As long as you put more money into re-establishing Radio Drama over 4 , 3 and the World Service you get my vote .
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You're saying Ha and you haven't even seen what cassette was in the Walkman
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you search really well you may spot the Walkman I lost in the station approx 1993 .
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
30 odd years ago in my student days at Durham , folk would have wondered where they got that croissant from ?
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
????
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ouch ,that's not good . Wishing you a better day .
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Tbh at this stage of a lock keeping season my knee is looking forward to the rest.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hope you stayed dry . I didn't but with my lifestyle that's no big suprise.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love that statement.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That it's November I can believe , that you're happy , let alone very happy confuses me . What have you done with the real Michael ?
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This reminds me of a very old Farmers Journal cartoon ( possibly 1974 ) cows in that type of weather staring at a shiny tractor snug in a shed One cow declares" it's not been the same since his accountant explained depreciation"
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As a 65 yo single man I worry no matter how innocently I may extend such an invite it would still seem a bit wrong
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM