The number of Virginia Tech undergrads and grad students who are having their visas revoked keeps going up. This is horrific. My international cohorts are afraid and overwhelmed. We are not okay. #fascism

Virginia Tech President Sands announces that U.S. government has revoked visas for 7 students. #fascism

Mr. Bill would like to recommend the practice of DILLIGAF. #JudgyCat

Mr. Bill says you should let people experience the consequences of their actions.

If you don’t know what to get someone this year, Mr. Bill suggests that you vomit on their bathroom rug. #ChristmasGiftIdeas

My dad, who is a mensch, set up the space heater for Mr. Bill. His royal floofness is now in catatonic joy.

Instead of the “cold shoulder”, Mr. Bill suggests the Cold Backside to convey your distain.

When he is not screaming for attention, Mr. Bill likes to supervise household projects. Classic middle management.

Mr. Bill loves the Oxford comma so much, he often sleeps in that position.

Mr. Bill is unconcerned about his hearing loss because NPR jazz still exists.

Mr. Bill is looking for deranged billionaires to fund his dictatorship. Know any? #YourChickenMyChoice

Mr. Bill would like to remind you that it is an excellent day to look out the window and judge your neighbors.