DistendedPendulusFrenulum
@distpenfren.bsky.social
Can be seen brimming in the doorway
Try to steal our pensions now that we're armed
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Try to steal our pensions now that we're armed
Not me like human centipede will never become a legit rhetorical strategy
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not me like human centipede will never become a legit rhetorical strategy
That redneck-ass mess they made up there is a testament to toadies and their bosses. Everywhere
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That redneck-ass mess they made up there is a testament to toadies and their bosses. Everywhere
Well, Imagine it being so easy that you can get it just whenever; maybe the politico-religionists would have better luck with "go on and do it" than the failed Abstinence Only
July 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well, Imagine it being so easy that you can get it just whenever; maybe the politico-religionists would have better luck with "go on and do it" than the failed Abstinence Only
That's gotta stink
July 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That's gotta stink
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
When Bush started this nonsense about Extraordinary Rendition, we told you it was a mistake
July 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
When Bush started this nonsense about Extraordinary Rendition, we told you it was a mistake
MAGA is moral decline
July 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
MAGA is moral decline
How about the bonnie blue
July 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How about the bonnie blue
We tood you so
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We tood you so
When you hear blood libel, violence is coming
June 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you hear blood libel, violence is coming
It's a hoegrown turrinader
June 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's a hoegrown turrinader
Don't forget Keith Richards
June 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Don't forget Keith Richards
Will flourish. Try has been.
June 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Will flourish. Try has been.
It's ethnic cleansing
June 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's ethnic cleansing
A gun safe is a good thing
June 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A gun safe is a good thing
Blood libel is the normal discourse now
June 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Blood libel is the normal discourse now
You gonna sweat either way. If there's anything DC does right, it's humidity
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You gonna sweat either way. If there's anything DC does right, it's humidity
We were struggling with thee and thou back thrn
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We were struggling with thee and thou back thrn
It's also crazy. LA is IMMENSE
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's also crazy. LA is IMMENSE