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Tim Henson
@distortedview.bsky.social
Doing my best here. Host a Long running (2004) daily podcast featuring the worst the internet has to offer. Fan of the 90's and soda can artwork.
Breaking Space News: Saturn had a recent close encounter with Uranus and caught something real bad. Guys, play it safe out there.
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE
July 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Saint Patricks Day from Paddy O'Enclosures
March 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is this DEI? Elon about to send DOGE to investigate Chinese restaurants
February 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You gotta admit, it’s nice to have an intellectual back in the white house.
February 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
8. Tax cuts for "Made in America" products.

Distorted View is a third-rate podcast BORN, BRED, FELTCHED, AND CUMMED right here in America. Hoping this tax cut reaches my small business. THANK YOU PRESIDUNT TRUMP!!!!

Please like and comment to show your support for Made in America Podcast tax cuts.
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Dunkin-Krueger effect is a cognitive bias that occurs when a person overestimates their ability to successfully carry out murders because they’re hopped up on the devil’s bean.
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Please come to my energy fisting workshop
January 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Karaoke is my passion
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Waning Gibbous Henson was born at 6:66AM this morning. Mother and spawn are both doing well. Doctors say mom's deep scratches and bite marks on the walls of her uterus will heal in time.
December 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
There are no images of Mega Man in a jockstrap. Deviant Art is failing us all.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Looks at that adorable little strawberry girl sharting all over the place.
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Sherleen is here to answer your turkey related finance and trade questions
November 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
U up?
November 22, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Hey Freaks! The Distorted View Store is officially open! New shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, car air fresheners, and more. It is that time of year again -- CONSUME. shop.distortedview.com
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
This holiday's hottest toy is now available!
November 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
From today's show. Look at these glorious shirts. I'm thinking the Kangaroo Driving A Subaru is going to be big with my lady lesbian listeners.
November 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Today on the podcast: communicating with interdimensional unicorns! One fruitcake says it's possible - and demonstrates his technique.

Listen now and regret later: link.chtbl.com/freak
February 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The Atlanta Journal Constitution came to play with their headline about Mitch McConnell
July 27, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Remember that 90's commercial with the talking ham sandwich in the fridge that let people know they were running out of orange juice and then told them all about how OJ helps prevent heart disease?

I think about him a lot. I hope he's doing well because he was a good sandwich & deserves happiness.
July 27, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Is Lena Dunham on this Bluesky? Because I need her to know what I think of her hair.
July 27, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Putting this giraffe on blast. STOP TEXTING ME. I have a man. If this mf’er slides into your dms by sending you a neck pic asking if you “like ‘em dis long” block his ass. He nasty
July 27, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Hello happy bluesky will you goodbye sadness me?
July 26, 2023 at 11:34 PM