Try to laugh about it now,
But isn't it funny how everything works out…?
"I guess the joke's on me”… she said.

Supersoaker guy living his best call of duty fantasy.

“Everything's Computer!”

Or, you know, we could not... Because fuck disney and their cowardice.

Who objectively looks at this orange, disheveled, hunched over, rambling human and thinks "he seems fine"...?

For the love of god, WHAT FUCKING VIOLENCE?

That's going to make for an awesome triple-feature night.

I appreciate the idea, but when one side is blatantly dishonest and doing everything in their power to move to an authoritarian autocracy, i'm gonna get behind let's gerrymander like fuck to stop them. Otherwise, there WILL BE no democracy.

This is the _stupidest fucking timeline_...

Well. I can think of *one* reason...

That was kind of shitty.

@washingtonpost.com you're burying the lede. Nobody showed up and it was pitiful. Also, you might have some dick in your teeth.