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Sorry in advance, Bluesky. Normally I’m not like this but we’re in a situation.
Anyway I heard about Kegsbreath’s big news that the DOD budget will be a trillion dollars and I was thinking maybe I could try some chaotic good. I wanted to put him against most of the junk drawer. If kegsbreath wants a lethal fighting force, the administration is working against him.
April 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anyway I heard about Kegsbreath’s big news that the DOD budget will be a trillion dollars and I was thinking maybe I could try some chaotic good. I wanted to put him against most of the junk drawer. If kegsbreath wants a lethal fighting force, the administration is working against him.
You know, I probably don’t need to egg them on to do more dumb stuff. They’re doing just fine without me. Please go stock up on some non-perishables but be aware of expiration dates too.
April 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You know, I probably don’t need to egg them on to do more dumb stuff. They’re doing just fine without me. Please go stock up on some non-perishables but be aware of expiration dates too.
April 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
On #x our usual suspects are retweeting a lot. It makes it hard to sass them directly. The big story was last night’s interview with #Elon, #DOGE, and #BrettBaier. youtu.be/l7kQNwJ4H_w?...
Elon Musk and DOGE team give behind the scenes look at their mission
YouTube video by Fox News
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March 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
On #x our usual suspects are retweeting a lot. It makes it hard to sass them directly. The big story was last night’s interview with #Elon, #DOGE, and #BrettBaier. youtu.be/l7kQNwJ4H_w?...
We are forgetting something. The #Wisconsinsupremecourtelection. #elonmusk posted on #x that he is heading to WI on Sunday night to give a speech and to hand out 1 mil to 2 people who voted in this election. Only thing is he didn’t say where & the election is on Tuesday.
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
We are forgetting something. The #Wisconsinsupremecourtelection. #elonmusk posted on #x that he is heading to WI on Sunday night to give a speech and to hand out 1 mil to 2 people who voted in this election. Only thing is he didn’t say where & the election is on Tuesday.
Also, the rest of the internet is calling our favorite drunken wanna be super soldier #Hegseth, Kegsbreath. I think that’s a better nickname so I will refer to him as that from now on.
March 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Also, the rest of the internet is calling our favorite drunken wanna be super soldier #Hegseth, Kegsbreath. I think that’s a better nickname so I will refer to him as that from now on.
Okay. If all it takes not to get tried and prosecuted for crimes is to be a republican, then should we all register as republicans? #signalgate
March 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Okay. If all it takes not to get tried and prosecuted for crimes is to be a republican, then should we all register as republicans? #signalgate
#x Finally Hegseth. Very quiet out there but on Britt Hume’s page he said the leak was a hoax spurred by a bad journalist in an interview clip. Official Heggles page said he was going on an Indo-Pacific tour. Other commenters are calling for his resignation.
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
#x Finally Hegseth. Very quiet out there but on Britt Hume’s page he said the leak was a hoax spurred by a bad journalist in an interview clip. Official Heggles page said he was going on an Indo-Pacific tour. Other commenters are calling for his resignation.
#x JD Vance says the audio of him ripping on Elon is fake. But I replied that there is so much AI around that I can’t be sure anything is real, like how can I even be sure that his post claiming it’s fake isn’t run by AI
March 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
#x JD Vance says the audio of him ripping on Elon is fake. But I replied that there is so much AI around that I can’t be sure anything is real, like how can I even be sure that his post claiming it’s fake isn’t run by AI
Good Morning! Last night on #x! Elon is moving on to other topics it seems. In fact the whole platform seems kind of quiet. Some of his claims: X AI is the only major ai company w/ absolute focus on the truth. And trust the X media not the “lame stream” media.
March 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good Morning! Last night on #x! Elon is moving on to other topics it seems. In fact the whole platform seems kind of quiet. Some of his claims: X AI is the only major ai company w/ absolute focus on the truth. And trust the X media not the “lame stream” media.
Also on #x Elon called us all NPCs since we are being reprogrammed to hate Tesla. I did tell him that people are gullible and will follow anything. At any rate, keep up the good work on attacking Tesla. He’s really salty about it.
March 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Also on #x Elon called us all NPCs since we are being reprogrammed to hate Tesla. I did tell him that people are gullible and will follow anything. At any rate, keep up the good work on attacking Tesla. He’s really salty about it.
Tonight on #x! I was going to go to sleep like a human but then you all tipped me off that Heggles was wanting to change the DoD to the Department of War. This was apparently the first name of this dept back at the start of the country. I had to give him a real answer. 🧵
March 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tonight on #x! I was going to go to sleep like a human but then you all tipped me off that Heggles was wanting to change the DoD to the Department of War. This was apparently the first name of this dept back at the start of the country. I had to give him a real answer. 🧵
Dear Marco Rubio, perhaps selling feet pictures on OnlyFans would be more lucrative and less humiliating than what you are doing now.
March 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear Marco Rubio, perhaps selling feet pictures on OnlyFans would be more lucrative and less humiliating than what you are doing now.
Good Morning! We are all big mad!
March 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Good Morning! We are all big mad!
Also scary leftists are terrorists for destroying Tesla stuff. I had to tell him they’re paid actors probably hired by someone he least expects like Steve Bannon as he always has something to say about Elon.
March 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Also scary leftists are terrorists for destroying Tesla stuff. I had to tell him they’re paid actors probably hired by someone he least expects like Steve Bannon as he always has something to say about Elon.
I’mmmm back! Had issues with connectivity and storms. I checked in briefly. The top stories: Elon/NASA save astronauts and manage not to blow them up. Judges are soooo corrupt for stopping Trump OMG!
March 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’mmmm back! Had issues with connectivity and storms. I checked in briefly. The top stories: Elon/NASA save astronauts and manage not to blow them up. Judges are soooo corrupt for stopping Trump OMG!
Also, #canada. I know he is irrelevant to you but Charlie Kirk is trying to make calling you Cana-dumb happen. He is also coming for #california as they have been deemed cali-failure. I mean the internet did take care of one blowhard already.
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Also, #canada. I know he is irrelevant to you but Charlie Kirk is trying to make calling you Cana-dumb happen. He is also coming for #california as they have been deemed cali-failure. I mean the internet did take care of one blowhard already.
Good morning here are your recent shenanigans on #x! Elon said I could enter to win a trip to Mars, so I had to ask if he were going to be the first man there.
March 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good morning here are your recent shenanigans on #x! Elon said I could enter to win a trip to Mars, so I had to ask if he were going to be the first man there.
I have been to X. Here is a bit of dumb to fill your nightmares: Chem trails from the airplanes cause overcast conditions that block the sun. Two people in this world wanted RFKjr to do something about that.
March 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have been to X. Here is a bit of dumb to fill your nightmares: Chem trails from the airplanes cause overcast conditions that block the sun. Two people in this world wanted RFKjr to do something about that.
Since #stephenmiller is constantly fueled by outrage, perhaps the best way to deal with him is to solely speak Spanish around him.
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Since #stephenmiller is constantly fueled by outrage, perhaps the best way to deal with him is to solely speak Spanish around him.
Furthermore I need to pay attention to Heggles’ tweet times or anyone else in areas that aren’t allowed to have cell phones.
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Furthermore I need to pay attention to Heggles’ tweet times or anyone else in areas that aren’t allowed to have cell phones.
I just had a thought. What if we resurrected the #thecolbertreport as a decoy conservative blog site and send them into the White House press room to try and throw Leavitt off her game by being idiot sycophants. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social can you guys please do this for me?
March 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I just had a thought. What if we resurrected the #thecolbertreport as a decoy conservative blog site and send them into the White House press room to try and throw Leavitt off her game by being idiot sycophants. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social can you guys please do this for me?