Amy Matheson 🌸
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distantamywarning.bsky.social
Amy Matheson 🌸
@distantamywarning.bsky.social
failgirl extraordinaire, occasional bass player, cat mommy, one of those sonic fans

she/her, dc area, unfathomably old (31)

🏳️‍⚧️4/8/24🏳️‍⚧️
it was that kinda year
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
kiss my whole and entire ass
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i’ve had enough of this lady
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the party people:
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
:D
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
this one killed me
September 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
:)
September 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
sign o the times in IMAX was life changing
and deafening
but mostly life changing
September 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Really living up to your bio there eh
September 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
💜☮️🥳☮️💜
August 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the 1-2 punch of Zack Cregger getting Jordan Peele level mainstream recognition and Amy Madigan (my second namesake) giving one of the best, most unhinged horror performances I’ve ever seen is almost too much
13 year old me would be losing it if she knew
August 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
August 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it doesn’t even make any sense to me
like if I’m falling forward am i supposed to just move my ass backward?
do cis women just not use their arms at all when they lose their balance?
and another thing-
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
August 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
August 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
dibs on Sting
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
July 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
July 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
cubism
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM