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Distal - The DnD Furry ➡️ Furpocalypse ➡️ CFF
@distalsplace.bsky.social
The DnD Furry | 🐭 Rogue Opossum | BarBEARian ❄️

About me: 42 | ♂️ | Indiana📍| Bi 🏳️‍🌈
💖🐶: @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

🔞AD: @mrdipla.bsky.social

Fursuits by: @sarahcatfursuits.com

distalsplace@gmail.com 📨
http://beacons.ai/distalsplace 🔗
And yet… somehow they survived day one of @carolinafurfare.bsky.social !

Sometimes it is a miracle to survive a convention without a fursuit handler. But it looks like @castlesandcollies.bsky.social are doing just fine on day one (I think).

With: CastlesandCollies (IG)
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
📣 What's going on! And I said...🎵

It's #FursuitFriday and here is another furry lip-sync with your favorite opossum and bear duo!

Let me know if you like these type of videos, and what songs you think would be fun to recreate.

#furry #lipsync #fursuitfriday

🐭&🐻✂️: @sarahcatfursuits.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Time to start...

I don’t know what creative energy possessed me to make this, but it’s too late now. Six bears, one opossum, and a sprinkle of angelic harmony that you can really 'dig.' Sorry... not sorry. 😂

#furry #sdiybt
October 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I bring the fantasy and you just bring the dice. I’ll handle the dragons, world-building, and chaos.. and all you need to do is roll well and try not to start another fire in town. Honestly, it’s a good deal.

Oh, and bring some snacks.

#dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons

🎙️🎵: bradyhunsaker (IG)
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
NPC: 🙋 Rogue: 🙅

Rogues really aren't up for making new friends. That's why it's important to never leave your one of your new NPCs alone with a rogue. Rogues are always looking for an excuse to 'get rid of' one of them.

So DM's... how safe are your NPCs right now?

#dnd #furry #dndfurry
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Every DM knows that “I’m very busy” really means “I opened my notes once and stared at it for ten minutes.” Sometimes inspiration just needs… more procrastination.

Be honest – how 'last minute' is your session prep usually?

#dnd #furry #dndfurry
October 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The DM sets it up. The players knock it down.

I spend all my energy making a magical setting of fantasy and adventure for my players. But all it takes is one NPC the rogue doesn't like, for absolutely no reason, to put the adventure into completely chaos.

#furry #dnd #dndfurry
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have a smile that is twice as nice...

Did you know there is actually a grown man inside that bear?
Well, now you do. Grown. Man. Bear.

#furry #grownman #bear
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
There is a glitch in the Meatrix

I’ve been hitting a bit of a creativity block, so I figured I’d just mess around with something totally random. It’s glitchy, weird, and not really what I normally make… but that’s kind of the fun of it.

#furry #arbys
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
…And then I cast “counter-plan!”

My players spend all session building the perfect plan, only for me to drop in with one little DM plot twist that flips it upside down. Honestly, it’s payback for every time they break my prep with wild ideas.

#dnd #furry #dndfurry #dungeonsanddragons
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
With a name like "Murderhobo Mike" they should have known.

And now here we are... instead of a carefully prepped session, I’m about to hand them fresh character sheets.

#dnd #dndmemes #dndhumor #ttrpgmemes #dungeonsanddragons
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rogue got caught doing nothing

Sure, maybe I DID swipe some magical items from this shop five times before… but this time I SWEAR I wasn’t doing anything this time! I guess my reputation does more work than the dice rolls ever could.

#dnd #furry #dndfurry
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Who needs plots when my players make them for me

Sometimes the best DM prep is just sitting back and listening to my players’ theories. They’ll hand you every session plot twist and full-blown story arc without even realizing it.

#dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The DM already knows the answer, but they just keep asking. Even though they have seen my character sheet. And here I am, forced to repeat to acknowledge the obvious - "Yes. It does."

At this point, I think it is about the power trip over the players.

#dnd #furry #dndfurry
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The Notetakers: Too powerful, too organized.

Every table has one – the player who actually writes everything down. They’re the first to connect the dots, spot the foreshadowing, and unravel the plot you’ve been saving for a big reveal.

#dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I didn’t forget about my pet, I swear. (I did)

Okay, so maybe I accidentally left my little sidekick out of the story for… seven sessions straight. But look, he’s still here, he’s still thriving, and the DM doesn’t need to worry about the details.

#dnd #furry #dndfurry
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM