my partner deserves hazard pay because I just burst into his (home) office and hollered “Bella we’re making Italiano for you” while he was on a meeting lmao
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my partner deserves hazard pay because I just burst into his (home) office and hollered “Bella we’re making Italiano for you” while he was on a meeting lmao
just a girl, standing in front of a senile cat, asking the cat to stop howling ceaselessly into the void of the hallway at top volume
July 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
just a girl, standing in front of a senile cat, asking the cat to stop howling ceaselessly into the void of the hallway at top volume
letting the cat watch Kneecap
May 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
letting the cat watch Kneecap
seems wise to assume that at this point I’m just going to be exhausted forever
May 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
seems wise to assume that at this point I’m just going to be exhausted forever
I don’t take questions on the weekends
April 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don’t take questions on the weekends
letting the cat watch Macross
March 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
letting the cat watch Macross
anybody else sobbing to Cowboy Carter on repeat
March 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
anybody else sobbing to Cowboy Carter on repeat
mittens are great until you need to flip off a fellow motorist
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
mittens are great until you need to flip off a fellow motorist
LinkedIn needs to stop telling me to add my exes
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
LinkedIn needs to stop telling me to add my exes
radiator worship service
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
radiator worship service
checking in: it’s Tove Time
January 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
checking in: it’s Tove Time
what’s up everyone I’ve been learning about nature
October 23, 2024 at 4:38 AM
what’s up everyone I’ve been learning about nature
guess Who’s busted ass sinus cavities are fuckin Trying It four days before international travel!!!
April 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
guess Who’s busted ass sinus cavities are fuckin Trying It four days before international travel!!!
funniest things that have ever happened on TV:
- Yip-Yips from Sesame Street
- golf cart derby on Jackass
- Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life
- “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny
- Kids In the Hall, generally
- Yip-Yips from Sesame Street
- golf cart derby on Jackass
- Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life
- “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny
- Kids In the Hall, generally
March 31, 2024 at 7:07 PM
funniest things that have ever happened on TV:
- Yip-Yips from Sesame Street
- golf cart derby on Jackass
- Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life
- “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny
- Kids In the Hall, generally
- Yip-Yips from Sesame Street
- golf cart derby on Jackass
- Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life
- “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny
- Kids In the Hall, generally
I need for my employer to understand that I am not very smart
March 29, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I need for my employer to understand that I am not very smart
today my mother was like “you spend money like there’s no tomorrow” which. Babe. Mommy. There literally is no tomorrow thank you so much haha
March 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
today my mother was like “you spend money like there’s no tomorrow” which. Babe. Mommy. There literally is no tomorrow thank you so much haha
Reposted by S. Shelton
absolutely CURSED 23andMe results
March 5, 2024 at 4:07 AM
absolutely CURSED 23andMe results
I Realized the Meaning of Life In the Lighting Aisle at Menards While the Piano Guy Played The Church
February 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I Realized the Meaning of Life In the Lighting Aisle at Menards While the Piano Guy Played The Church
work all day and get few money so this creature can sit on a god damn tuffet in my living room!!
February 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
work all day and get few money so this creature can sit on a god damn tuffet in my living room!!
trying to think of TV shows set in Virginia that aren’t about like, Quantico, and only coming up with: Vampire Diaries, The Waltons, A Different World
February 16, 2024 at 7:42 PM
trying to think of TV shows set in Virginia that aren’t about like, Quantico, and only coming up with: Vampire Diaries, The Waltons, A Different World
half an edible and a snack-sized bag of Takis
February 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
half an edible and a snack-sized bag of Takis
Miss Babyluv-Buppy de Goblynneville von Chinchilla-Butt
February 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Miss Babyluv-Buppy de Goblynneville von Chinchilla-Butt
attorneys are so lazy and entitled that they’re going to AI themselves into irrelevancy within 10 years
February 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
attorneys are so lazy and entitled that they’re going to AI themselves into irrelevancy within 10 years