Will Stancil will always mean more to us than you, detritus. He’s a real American patriot, is what he is. He survived rape by Grok twice and ran the whole of Minneapolis with nothing but a 2011 Honda Fit. If he was shot by ICE tomorrow, the left would forget about him in a week. For us, he is canon.

You're about to have a warrior-like warlord arc yourself in the next episode, big man! ✊