I hope to come see you at your Boulder date, but I have a question. If I bring some of your other books would you be willing to sign them too? I’ve never attempted a waffle bribe, but I’m sure I could sneak one in if you’re hungry that day.

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Don’t forget “Nazi saluting Cocksucker!” I fear there will be more than just the Orange Chucklefuck to trigger you this evening.