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Gus
@disgustud.bsky.social
ALL-o-gist, Perezoso Marxist, Man U Apologist, Sad Dad
I feel like going on a Rust Cohlenstyled rant about the futility of humanity everytime I visit the dentists. We’re a mistake as a species.
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Thinking about becoming a vest guy. Not like fleece Patagonia office bro vests, but military surplus too many pocket vests. I won’t be talked out of it. This is just my reality now.
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Every cause I’ve ever given money or time to has flamed out gloriously. Starting to think it’s me probably. I won’t be giving any organizations any more money for their own good.
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Finally watched Twisters on a long flight. I uncontrollably said out loud, “Tunde Adebimpe” delightedly. The young German couple sitting next to me shot me a look, but it could just be their faces. Who’s to know?
November 18, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Any party that seeks to serve Capital will be Conservative. You cannot serve both workers and bosses, and when you try the best the workers will ever get is a pizza party. Democrats ain’t even trying to give us Papa John’s anymore.
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I want to either learn OR found a school of yogic meditation learning to control energy levels and bowel movements the way my subconscious does when I have non-negotiable things that must be done.
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
In Germany the poop flush is the larger of two buttons. If I lived here I’d say “going to push the big button” quite a bit.
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Me X or Xennial or whatever the fuck and Zoomers and the epic handshake meme.
me: caring what a teenager thinks is cool is the weakest shit ever

zoomer: nirvana suck, lmao

me, posting through the tears: what's your address you little shit, i know a hitman
August 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
The tyranny of time flattens culture and puts things on the same plane that did not exist thusly in their day. We need not compare Beck to Will Oldham, cease and desist.
August 16, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Kinda fucked that they always called him Alf. Put some respect on Gordon Shumway’s name.
August 26, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Tearing down my shed, and it feels like a metaphor.
August 19, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Pee Wee at his core was an art project, and like all truly great American art it was an explosion of American hypocrisy and a subversion of assimilation. We were very luck to have him.
August 1, 2023 at 1:29 AM
There’s a golden retriever puppy mashing it’s little face against the carrier mesh under the plane seat next to me and it’s testing my meddle to not free it.
July 25, 2023 at 1:05 AM
TBH If’n I were to move out of the south, Detroit City is one of the few US cities I’d consider. Solid vibes.
July 25, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Individual consumer choices are exercises in masturbatory sel-congratulation.
what's an opinion you have that's 100% correct but makes for uncomfortable silence?
July 24, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Just made a jar of tomato jam. Very delicious AND it only took 2 hours a sink full of dishes and about half the garden’s tomatoes.
July 23, 2023 at 10:12 PM
If another mofo tells me about picking tomatoes when they “blush” I’m gonna kick their plums until they bruise.
July 19, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Whilst I do not have an aversion to Mayo, I spent en entire summer loading trucks next to Duke plant and I have a much better understanding of why someone might be.
July 19, 2023 at 3:48 PM
All of us that are not stupid enough to know that things ain’t looking good from a planet standpoint already do, so like what kinda joy are we getting constantly reminding each other of doom?
July 18, 2023 at 6:26 PM
So do all new pharmaceutical drugs cause flash mobs? The ads are leading me to believe that flash mobs and taint infections are almost guaranteed.
July 16, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I never fully recovered from seeing Time Bandits in the theater at the height of a Chicken Pox infection. Mom figured she should pile a fever dream on an actual fever.
Tell us about a movie that scared the shit out of you as a kid.
July 16, 2023 at 9:08 PM
This is how I look posting
July 16, 2023 at 8:35 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that the people are correct and the Midnight Toker is treating her wrong.
July 16, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Bird is the Word + Heroin = The Cramps. A better equation than that Einstein shit.
July 16, 2023 at 6:40 PM