every time I make >10 likes it's because @gothgirl.bsky.social reskeeted me. heartfelt thanks to her. everyone else do better

yes I did this all the time when I was a kid

God forbid your bros body WHAT Teide I need to know

pulling my vintage Chinese opium bottle (ca. 1890) out at the afters

but yes you are right that's one more for the I can't fix her bucket

in my defense in southern Italy ticket inspectors are more like bureaucrats and I could take most of them in a fight

my rare esqueleto is still very much infested with mealybugs so I'm chopping it all off into individual nodes and propagating them in different mediums. fuck you bitch you will thrive whether you like it or not

so you're saying I can't fix her

I agree but are ticket inspectors private security?????

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

asking cus I just walked past an incredibly hot, visibly queer one and we both did a double take

so true houseplant keepers

I'd send each one of you home with a monstera cutting

game recognizes game

I skitter. I scuttle. I scurry