roz, aspiring habitual aborter
@diseasehaver.bsky.social
described in reputable scientific journals as "literally an angel wtf"
spock's brain: dog, yes, absolutely, i'll bring the beer, fuck yeah
a prequel: sure, or we could hang ourselves, i'm flexible
a prequel: sure, or we could hang ourselves, i'm flexible
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
spock's brain: dog, yes, absolutely, i'll bring the beer, fuck yeah
a prequel: sure, or we could hang ourselves, i'm flexible
a prequel: sure, or we could hang ourselves, i'm flexible
ah, the "sexy little bug"/"big sexy bug" issue
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ah, the "sexy little bug"/"big sexy bug" issue
maybe this is low hanging fruit but one could do a lot worse than I WILL GUIDE THY HAND
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
maybe this is low hanging fruit but one could do a lot worse than I WILL GUIDE THY HAND
same basic premise but with fewer rules. we had the punch thing but basically stopped doing it, the internal victory of having Got 'Em was enough
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
same basic premise but with fewer rules. we had the punch thing but basically stopped doing it, the internal victory of having Got 'Em was enough
oh my god ohhhh my god
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
oh my god ohhhh my god
TOOT TOOT
High time for a revival of that famous musical comedy, "Toot! Toot!," previously known as "Excuse Me," featuring hunks in khakis
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
TOOT TOOT
sternly asking me where my overdue books are 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sternly asking me where my overdue books are 🥴
when she wears her glasses halfway down her face it looks way more "hot librarian" than "suspicious stepfather"
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
when she wears her glasses halfway down her face it looks way more "hot librarian" than "suspicious stepfather"
everybody was cunt fu fighting (hoo) those cunts was fast as lightning (ha)
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
everybody was cunt fu fighting (hoo) those cunts was fast as lightning (ha)
yeowch!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
yeowch!!!!
stupid dummygirls make the world go 'round, take pride
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
stupid dummygirls make the world go 'round, take pride
in fairness, how were you supposed to guess this one
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
in fairness, how were you supposed to guess this one
she did
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
she did
and quite a few people would see any occurrence of the 👌 sign and get all confrontational like "hey fuck you, stop doing that, that's the racist dorks' thing now," the whole thing really could not possibly have gone better for the racist dorks
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
and quite a few people would see any occurrence of the 👌 sign and get all confrontational like "hey fuck you, stop doing that, that's the racist dorks' thing now," the whole thing really could not possibly have gone better for the racist dorks
remember when racist dorks were like "the 👌 sign is a racist dork thing now" and everyone was immediately like "damn, i guess we can't use that anymore, because the racist dorks said it's theirs now"
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
remember when racist dorks were like "the 👌 sign is a racist dork thing now" and everyone was immediately like "damn, i guess we can't use that anymore, because the racist dorks said it's theirs now"