Perfectly Cromulent
@discoweapon.bsky.social
curse these metal hands
he/him, BLM, trans rights are human rights, baby!
Hoch hech! 🌼
he/him, BLM, trans rights are human rights, baby!
Hoch hech! 🌼
Might go as Piper at Wrestlemania VI
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Might go as Piper at Wrestlemania VI
You horrible bastard
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You horrible bastard
"I can't buy hats to fit me,
With a head like mine,
(With a head like mine),
I'm looking in the toilets,
With my wonky eye."
With a head like mine,
(With a head like mine),
I'm looking in the toilets,
With my wonky eye."
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"I can't buy hats to fit me,
With a head like mine,
(With a head like mine),
I'm looking in the toilets,
With my wonky eye."
With a head like mine,
(With a head like mine),
I'm looking in the toilets,
With my wonky eye."
Still, at least we're above Will Still's Southampton, I suppose
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Still, at least we're above Will Still's Southampton, I suppose
He's still an inexperienced manager, but he needs to learn to adapt and quickly
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
He's still an inexperienced manager, but he needs to learn to adapt and quickly
I don't think it will be as good as Lily Allen's. Pure fire raining down on David Harbour.
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't think it will be as good as Lily Allen's. Pure fire raining down on David Harbour.
Wasn't even fucking close. Glorious.
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Wasn't even fucking close. Glorious.
All I want is one week where we don't get an injury, why is that so much to ask?
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
All I want is one week where we don't get an injury, why is that so much to ask?
Calling Malone a journalist is very generous
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Calling Malone a journalist is very generous