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The fact that we're so genetically similarly to funghi speaks volumes to who i am as a person lmao
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Forgive me bestie, for I have sinned. I cried over my ex again 🙏
One of the best things about being single is when you make great food for dinner and then don't have to share it with anyone else 😇
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of the best things about being single is when you make great food for dinner and then don't have to share it with anyone else 😇
Low key never been happier to not have plans for a whole weekend
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Low key never been happier to not have plans for a whole weekend
Does anyone else get forced into a social interaction and immediately want to kill themselves afterwards or is that just me
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Does anyone else get forced into a social interaction and immediately want to kill themselves afterwards or is that just me
I yearn for cheese
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I yearn for cheese
I decided to go on a dating sabbatical and the amount of people who tell me I'm happier now is insane if we're also talking about the fact I'll never experience what it's like to be loved again lol
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I decided to go on a dating sabbatical and the amount of people who tell me I'm happier now is insane if we're also talking about the fact I'll never experience what it's like to be loved again lol
Trying to speedrun sadness but reality is glitching
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trying to speedrun sadness but reality is glitching
If the universe is a supercomputer what makes up each memory register
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If the universe is a supercomputer what makes up each memory register
If someone had a livestream of pigeons problem solving stupid situations I would absolutely have that on at work in the background
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If someone had a livestream of pigeons problem solving stupid situations I would absolutely have that on at work in the background
Y'all ever just get sad bc you'll never be able to play That Game for the first time again, or read That Book, or listen to That Album, or just experience That Thing again for the first time
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Y'all ever just get sad bc you'll never be able to play That Game for the first time again, or read That Book, or listen to That Album, or just experience That Thing again for the first time
I can't even order a latte sometimes without the cashier reassuring me that everything is going to be fine
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I can't even order a latte sometimes without the cashier reassuring me that everything is going to be fine
Also I learned that most people aren't afraid of their molecules letting go of each other
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Also I learned that most people aren't afraid of their molecules letting go of each other
When your life goal is to be sexy and mysterious but all you can manage is off-putting and anxious 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When your life goal is to be sexy and mysterious but all you can manage is off-putting and anxious 🙃
god bless soy boys and gatorade
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
god bless soy boys and gatorade
What is up with leaf-blowing dudes that they can't accomplish with a broom?
Guy across the street spends 2h blowing leaves in circles off his driveway and patio every morning and I'm convinced that's a propaganda pipeline
Guy across the street spends 2h blowing leaves in circles off his driveway and patio every morning and I'm convinced that's a propaganda pipeline
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What is up with leaf-blowing dudes that they can't accomplish with a broom?
Guy across the street spends 2h blowing leaves in circles off his driveway and patio every morning and I'm convinced that's a propaganda pipeline
Guy across the street spends 2h blowing leaves in circles off his driveway and patio every morning and I'm convinced that's a propaganda pipeline
If utensils were limbs, which ones are upper body and which ones are lower body??
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If utensils were limbs, which ones are upper body and which ones are lower body??
Can we all agree that Justin Timberlakes career is nothing without Timbaland
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can we all agree that Justin Timberlakes career is nothing without Timbaland
Infinity is edging but for numbers
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Infinity is edging but for numbers
Is there a support group for people who don't know how to enjoy a day off
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Is there a support group for people who don't know how to enjoy a day off
My greatest consolation is that the apocalypse will happen a lot sooner than predicted so I don't need to worry about dying isolated and alone
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My greatest consolation is that the apocalypse will happen a lot sooner than predicted so I don't need to worry about dying isolated and alone
Beautiful day to learn that your gym crush has transitioned and now any chance of having a shot is negative 1 million
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Beautiful day to learn that your gym crush has transitioned and now any chance of having a shot is negative 1 million
Brb trying to conceptualize the universe as a giant organic supercomputer so I can ballpark infinity to prove a point
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Brb trying to conceptualize the universe as a giant organic supercomputer so I can ballpark infinity to prove a point
People getting mad about not being invited to the wedding of someone who's not even in their Close Friends on insta is WILD
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
People getting mad about not being invited to the wedding of someone who's not even in their Close Friends on insta is WILD
I had a white man ask me why I can't be more palatable and gentle when facing pushback and directly compared me to a specific woman he considers to be the standard for women to behave, bc she's also a WOC and doesn't act assertive, and my cortisol levels have not been the same ever since
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I had a white man ask me why I can't be more palatable and gentle when facing pushback and directly compared me to a specific woman he considers to be the standard for women to behave, bc she's also a WOC and doesn't act assertive, and my cortisol levels have not been the same ever since
"is that a nice dress or is the model in the photo just attractive" is a very real question I don't know how to answer
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"is that a nice dress or is the model in the photo just attractive" is a very real question I don't know how to answer
There are few things in life that piss me off more than when I'm hangry and on the verge of a sugar crash and the delivery person gives my food to someone else instead 😭
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There are few things in life that piss me off more than when I'm hangry and on the verge of a sugar crash and the delivery person gives my food to someone else instead 😭