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Caroline 🥀
@discovision.bsky.social
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acerbic dilettante
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell
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There's 5 more hours of wedding reception, we will be emptying this bottle
A half-full bottle of Malört
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Channeling @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social today (I'm casually at one of the shooting locations for Kansas City cinema masterpiece The Stylist)
Pilgrim Chapel A public chapel for prayer & meditation
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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A professional update.
Cursed Squidward "PLEASE RECRUIT ME INTO THE MILITARY. I'M NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH WEAPONS" meme, except it reads "NOTARY" instead of "MILITARY" and "STAMP" instead of "WEAPONS"
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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.@sunrisemvmtkc.bsky.social doesn't appear to be active here anymore but they are hosting a bench building day on November 15th to combat the lack of seating at Kansas City bus stops!

More details at bit.ly/bigbenchbuild
SUNRISE MOVEMENT ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BENCH BUILD Nov 15 11-4 PM Craft benches for & with your community! No experience required. Sign up: bit.ly/bigbenchbuild
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Treated myself to a walk/streetcar commute home on what is very likely the last day of 2025 to comfortably do so
Graffiti and stickers on a utility box. The box is mounted on an overpass. Train tracks and an Amtrak train below. A small sculpture mounted atop a streetcar stop. The sculpture is an unholy chimera of bus, airplane, train, and car. A feminine statue with trees in the background Morningside Shops
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Oh and October!
Chappell Roan performing in Kansas City on 10/4 A woman in a white hat, dark striped shirt, and leggings stands in front of a table, facing away from the camera. Taylor Jenkins Reid, sitting at the table, is handing the woman a signed book. Ragazza at night Ben Schwartz, Jess McKenna, Eugene Cordero, and Gil Ozeri stand on stage at The Midland. They are receiving a standing ovation.
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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SEPTEMBER
A cocktail at Westport Cafe Sick-ass panther mural on the back of the Barbacoa building Ren Faire with the work girlies Tattoo number 22. A large cobra, coiled around a disco ball. There are 3 four-pointer stars embellishing the ball. Near the snakes tail, two D6 (one with the one-pip face showing, the other with the 3-pip face)
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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AUGUST
A crowd and some decor outside of the TMobile center for Ghost. No phone use allowed during concert. Two uranium glass coupes, aglow under a UV light Thomas Hart Benton painting at the Nelson-Atkins "Our Feature Presentation" sizzle playing at Screenland before a packed showing of John Carpenter's The Thing
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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JULY
Preview screening of the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot at Screenland Zum soap store Book arch display at the Plaza library Earls Premier menu sitting on the bar at EP. additionally, a book; Thinking Inside the Box; adventures with crosswords and the puzzling people who can't live without them
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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JUNE multiple outings with multiple groups of coworkers and some paddlin' time
WELCOME TO THE TRUMAN TONIGHT JACK'S MANNEQUIN SOLD OUT AF Caroline in a bright green kayak on the Meramec River A jazz club. There are several small tables arranged near a piano. On the wall is a sign that reads Black Dolphin in a bold script Fireworks over Childrens Mercy Park
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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MAY pasta and plants
Orecchiette and sausage at Ragazza Three small tiki drinks at Blue Palm A large rose bush in front of some chains and stone columns A telescope sitting on a concrete pad at Weston Bend State Park
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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APRIL and giving myself permission to get out of the house
Roscoe the Robot at Screenland Armour The Kansas City Jazz Orchestra Video Game Music concert. They are playing Megalovania in this photo. A BAD brown tabby cat standing on the kitchen counter and looking out the window!! Various cookware is hanging from the ceiling. There are plants. My Morning Jacket at the Uptown Theatre
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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MARCH a rare barbacoa brunch, spending a man's money at MicroCenter, and enjoying downtown
Chilaquiles from Barbacoa Caroline selfie. She is triumphantly holding a graphics card. Mildreds in downtown Kansas City An art exhibit at the Central branch of the Kansas City Public Library
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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FEBRUARY went to Las Vegas and quit my job
Various colors of disco ball hanging in a window. Plants are in the background Curtain call for Atomic Saloon show. Our seats were on the stage. Vegas Vickie oversees the action at Circa Nathan and Caroline selfie from the High Roller Ferris Wheel. The Las Vegas skyline at night is in the background. The windows are DIRTY.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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JANUARY it snowed a lot and I got my septum pierced
My partner using a snowblower. There is snow piled high atop the lid of the trash bin. A brown tabby cat, mid-roll, laying belly up in front of a fireplace Caroline car selfie. She is wearing a black beanie and aviators, and a black coat. Freshly pierced septum.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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It's her day.
The back of a black t-shirt. It reads HALLO QUEEN in large orange type. Between the lines of text, there is a large photo of Debra Hill surrounded by 3 people in the Silver Shamrock masks from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. One is a witch, one is a skull, one is a pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Every time I try to read a spooky book or watch an autumnal movie to celebrate Halloween I find myself on my couch, Playstation controller in hand.
Meme of Willem DaFoe on his hands and knees, looking up. The green goblin mask is perched on a chair. The cover for The Outer Worlds 2 has been lazily pasted over the mask.
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Alternate answer
Final shot of Death Proof (2007) with the words THE END overlaid
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Define "Perfect Ending"?
Flash Gordon jumps in the air (celebratory)
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Oh to be a beautiful, bespectacled career professional in an 80s movie
Barbara Crampton in From Beyond Annie Potts as Janine in Ghostbusters Cindy Morgan as Lora in Tron Sage Parker as Dr. Tyler in Robocop
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Three crosswords on puzzmo today
Killing myself postponed meme
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Some nice things recently
Shuttlecock sculptures on the Nelson-Atkins lawn Vintage "Our Feature Presentation" clip (accompanied by Funky Fanfare) on the big screen at Screenland Girlies in front of the metal dragon at KC Ren Faire Chappell Roan stage from very far away
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Okay we did it please enjoy this rare vintage caroline
Old picture of Caroline in a blue ballerina outfit. She is playing Essie Carmichael in a high school production of You Can't Take It With You. "THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL" is overlaid on top of the photo in glittery orange italic font.
October 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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<5 hours until TS12 and I've had the lyrics to one song spoiled for me!
Thumbs up emoji combined with sobbing emoji
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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But most of the time..
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM