Uranus
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As a conversation-starter, I'm not sure quite where "...and how many foreskins did *your* wife cost?" ranks, but I admit to being a little curious. So, guys, if you have a receipt, let us know.
Not you, David....
Not you, David....
September 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
As a conversation-starter, I'm not sure quite where "...and how many foreskins did *your* wife cost?" ranks, but I admit to being a little curious. So, guys, if you have a receipt, let us know.
Not you, David....
Not you, David....
I wonder when Putin will realise that when it comes to de-Nazification, he's in the wrong country.
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I wonder when Putin will realise that when it comes to de-Nazification, he's in the wrong country.
And it would appear that his parliament of whores is quite happy to f*ck a sovereign state.
F*ck these people. That orange thing needs to go.
F*ck these people. That orange thing needs to go.
House Speaker Mike Johnson: "This is America First policy in action." (??)
June 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
And it would appear that his parliament of whores is quite happy to f*ck a sovereign state.
F*ck these people. That orange thing needs to go.
F*ck these people. That orange thing needs to go.
There seem to be an awful lot of pictures of Trump sucking an invisible cock
www.rawstory.com/media-librar...
www.rawstory.com/media-librar...
June 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There seem to be an awful lot of pictures of Trump sucking an invisible cock
www.rawstory.com/media-librar...
www.rawstory.com/media-librar...
It's nearly a hundred years on, and suddenly it's Europe who faces the prospect of sending troops to America, to free *them* from the Nazi oppressor.
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's nearly a hundred years on, and suddenly it's Europe who faces the prospect of sending troops to America, to free *them* from the Nazi oppressor.
May 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
so here's a thing, and I may well be wrong.....outside of staged pics, official meetings, (and the golf course at Mar a Lard-o), the convicted felon running the USA appears isolated and alone in photographs.
could , of course, just be down to the photograpers choice of composition.
could , of course, just be down to the photograpers choice of composition.
May 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
so here's a thing, and I may well be wrong.....outside of staged pics, official meetings, (and the golf course at Mar a Lard-o), the convicted felon running the USA appears isolated and alone in photographs.
could , of course, just be down to the photograpers choice of composition.
could , of course, just be down to the photograpers choice of composition.
"There's nothing wrong with second place", said the mouse, gingerly stepping over the mutilated corpse of the first-placed mouse to get the cheese....
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"There's nothing wrong with second place", said the mouse, gingerly stepping over the mutilated corpse of the first-placed mouse to get the cheese....
It would appear that convicted felon Trump's isolationist policies are working. The US is becoming more isolated.
March 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It would appear that convicted felon Trump's isolationist policies are working. The US is becoming more isolated.
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Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
"I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time — when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, 1/3
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time — when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, 1/3
Isn't it funny how all those who claimed to need those guns to protect themselves, and rise up against a tyrannical government, are conspicuously not rising up and protecting themselves against a tyrannical government now that it's here?
February 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Isn't it funny how all those who claimed to need those guns to protect themselves, and rise up against a tyrannical government, are conspicuously not rising up and protecting themselves against a tyrannical government now that it's here?
F*ck me, but we're violating the language. And no, this is not linguistic drift or evolution, it's the adoption of poor language.
It speaks poorly of us that we accept it. Already "I could care less" is broadly accepted as meaning the same as "I couldn't care less".
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It speaks poorly of us that we accept it. Already "I could care less" is broadly accepted as meaning the same as "I couldn't care less".
1/2
February 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
F*ck me, but we're violating the language. And no, this is not linguistic drift or evolution, it's the adoption of poor language.
It speaks poorly of us that we accept it. Already "I could care less" is broadly accepted as meaning the same as "I couldn't care less".
1/2
It speaks poorly of us that we accept it. Already "I could care less" is broadly accepted as meaning the same as "I couldn't care less".
1/2
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Trump just issued an executive order titled: ADDRESSING EGREGIOUS ACTIONS OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump just issued an executive order titled: ADDRESSING EGREGIOUS ACTIONS OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
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February 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Harry Dean Stanton shouting 'cunts'
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February 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I think that there would be no better time for the world to recognise Palestine as a country than right now
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I think that there would be no better time for the world to recognise Palestine as a country than right now